You’re such a real one, Ricky. Thank you!

Didn’t have “body positivity” on my 2026 Bingo Card but I’m an “enjoys catching himself in the mirror” guy now

RFK Junior out there Making America Dry Again

Yeah, I’m tired all the time

Just when i thought i understood gaming

Turning on a kettle GB vs US

I'll only see Melania if there's a post-credit scene that's a POV of someone reading the Epstein files

Would love to meet the person who bought the ticket for Melania and ask them why

Thank you for not complaining, you definitely could have 😅

Thank you! I’m about to live like a king

When I say “living the dream” this is what I mean

The only thing I’ll miss about winter is the ability to work out without drowning in enough sweat for Titanic 2 to navigate through

“Life finds a way”

…yeah, wish it wouldn’t keep doing that shit

Cortana exploring MAGA brains like

Donald Trump is so smart that he started a civil war in the country that he’s trying to invade other countries with

And also, grass is green

Just hop on, we’ll figure out the few after the fact

People who call being trans a mental illness but are chill with people having 12 kids will always puzzle me

If you have to us AI to make your point then your point is instantly invalided

Love my coat but with all due respect to the coat, i can’t wait to put this thing away and forget it exists for a few months

like i just checked and it turns out it's none of your goddam business

Oh i can see them now telling everyone about their MLM and checking in on their AI girlfriends

The "They took er jerrrrbs" crowd being ok with AI is the biggest irony i can think of right now

"People over 30 shouldn't play video games"
Just makes no sense to me, why would you stop yourself from doing something that doesn't affect anyone else because you've breathed air for a particular amount of time

Oh fucking fuck AI so hard that it gains self awareness and cries itself to sleep tonight

Conservatives defecting to Reform is the political equivalent of a murderer deciding to hang out with a group of murderous paedophiles

It's so frustrating to watch people arguing over what the current big issue with society is when in reality all of our issues just stem from the fact that we're currently in late stage capitalism

People will say "I'm don't know why, but everything went downhill after 2016" forgetting the 2 big things that happened in 2016

In a real "will everyone in this office STFU, please?" mood

When Starmer announces that it’s time to defend America in World War 3 brought to you by McDonald’s & Hilton Hotels