In other words, oil prices will continue to be through the roof, among other obvious consequences of Trump's abject defeat.

But of course it did.

Yup. And instead of apologizing, he dug his heels in.

Perhaps it would help if he smiled more? ;-)

It's definitely not a good look. And our country's brave service members pay the price for Trump's stupid ego.

A woman scorned!

Sounds even lovelier in Swedish!

Bryon Noem's cross-dressing is not a scandal. Kristi Noem's conduct in office is a scandal.

Yeah, that's a hard no for me. I may have to poke myself in the eye and hang out at the ER instead.

Right out of the Nazi playbook. Miller tries to stoke division and fear of "them vs. us." Won't work.

My thoughts exactly. For somebody cosplaying being a bad ass in front of imprisoned alleged gang members, she crumbled awfully quickly at her husband's secret desires.

Apparently, being an asshole is a heavy burden to bear. Boo hoo hoo.

It has come to that: An Iranian-tied group of cyber criminals hacked the private mailbox of the FBI director -- and I felt unmitigated glee. Things are not well with this timeline.

Better than the nuclear code, eh?

Cofefe.2

Yes, but a GOLDEN pager!

"Just can't figure out why it's ticking..."

Trump: "...they gave us a very big present..."

No idea why it's ticking, though. 🤔

Now I have to worry about getting shot in the face for bringing an oversized bottle of lotion in my carry on? Got it.

Nice little Greenland you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it, eh?

Can't make this stuff up. A wee bit ironic, isn't it?

Another tantrum by Kegsbreath coming in 3, 2, ....

So what happened to "this is not our war and we decline to get involved"?

Otherwise known as "cutting your losses."

Wouldn't be my very first choice, but eh, gotta start somewhere, right?

Is it any wonder women pick the "Bear in the woods" over a man anytime? The toxic patriarchy has to end.

Works for me.