Perhaps Charlie should send Andy in his stead - after all he and Trumpleshitstain have interests in common …

Good to see the BBC concentrating on what really matters …

Deservedly so

My actual energy use is so low that even the cheapest battery would take years to recoup the cost!

I’ve always worked on the basis of ‘you can’t take it with you’. My children will inherit absolutely zilch from me when I die - hopefully there’ll be enough to cover my funeral but even if not it’ll hardly make a dent in the cost of nurturing them to adulthood and independence …

Or companies could take a cut in profits - the price cap is supposed to be the maximum charge not a target

Agile standing charges aren’t regulated … the regulated standing charge for south Wales is 57p.

Octopus paid me over £4 to burn excess energy yesterday on Agile - it can be done!

Mine is a ‘mere’ 62p - so yes, you win …

I find it interesting that, given Greg’s opposition to standing charges, the Agile standing charge remains stubbornly high - 62p in South Wales is quite a chunk of my bill …

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A veritable ‘who’s that’ of great British businesses …

If she wasn’t such a vile individual I could almost feel sorry for her lack of self awareness …

Especially attacking him for a thing that has never been a thing …

I certainly won’t be buying ‘citrus marmalade’. I shall hunt down the orange marmalade and if there is none of that I’ll go for lemon or if I’m really desperate the lime one …

I’m becoming increasingly certain that God won’t have him and the devil don’t want him …

I was today years old when I learned that any post that starts ‘I was today year’s old …’ is likely to be the most stupid post of the day …

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Will Trumpleshitstain’s scorned women unleash hell or do they still have skin in the game?

Latest picture of Trumpleshitstain released by the White House …

I’ve just signed up for another year of Agile - expect prices to absolutely rocket from now on …

Clearly it is Andrew FaRTy Davies constituency so there’s your answer on who is standing for Reform …

Is Kristi Noem raging that her husband’s fake tits look more realistic than either her face or her body?

Is Kkkkaroline the one on the right with the child or the one on the left?

Oh!

Trumpleshitstain not telling the truth? Surely not - he hardly ever lies does he?

I’d rather listen to the brain worm than this …

That’s a bit more like it!