And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.

"All of civilization will collapse after the antichrist smote all before him. Would that be a good time to buy low?"

With any luck, we will still be here when they swing around.

Vance's turn will come. I don't know what it will be, but it is inevitable.

The ultimatums will continue until morale improves.

By the summer of 2029, all IDs will be required to display the holder's pronouns, and will be required to be presented on request at any point. If the ID doesn't have this info, or the person doesn't have such ID on hand, the will be disappeared by the DEICE into Woke Alcatraz in Vermont.

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

#KashPatel #PeteHegseth

I wonder if all the Gulf States wish that Iraq was currently ruled by a strong sunni despot that would have no compunction about confronting the Iranian regime. May even have become a very good friend of Trump.

That's bleak even thinking about.

Pam Bondi's #ETTD has become terminal. Thoughts and prayers.

I expect that department to grow rapidly.

a dog is sitting on a couch with a woman covering her eyes ALT: a dog is sitting on a couch with a woman covering her eyes

About that Trump speech:

Godspeed, Artemis II

Breturn?

Is Trump seriously giving a major speech on April Fools?!

It tracks.

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today.

Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere.

Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

Saudi Alberta

As the Athenians learned the hard way.

At this point, I think they could literally hang Mike Pence, and everyone will be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, assuming they even noticed.

The Greater North America Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Cool, cool.

I get the fear. I just see this universal SRY testing quickly blowing up in their faces. Like it basically did the last time.

It was two. I always thought that was in the script for dramatic purposes only.

The courageous men of the 82nd Airborne will be honored to make the ultimate sacrifice so Trump’s friends can win bets on when they die.

by Marc Thiessen

We had no toilet paper, but at least gas was cheap.

IOC will likely reverse their policy as soon as Trump is out of office.

Checking who was the defensive coach during the best stretch of structured hockey this decade and... it's official, the world doesn't make any sense anymore.

A type of law that a normal 21st century SCOTUS should nuke almost immediately. Now, at least 5 justices will be like "yeah, it's fine."

Always interesting to read history of empires committing sepuku for no reason whatsoever.

Thinking about Marcus Licinius Crassus, for no particular reason. There is that rumor about him and gold...

They do spend a lot of time thinking about dicks being cut off. 🧐🤔

If there was *ever* a time for Dems to lose their fear of nominating a woman, it is 2028. Virtually guaranteed to be a solid win with a margin that will overwhelm any loss of votes due to the gender factor.