They were visionaries.

I do too, but alas ¯\ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ/¯

Just FYI, there is a musical parody in existence called Silence: The Musical. One of the musical numbers is called “If I Could Smell Her Cunt.” I auditioned for the original Off-Broadway cast but didn’t get the job.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

…it’s still in there

Your dog. I can’t. Too adorbable.

Oh crap. I left my laundry in the dryer.

I fail to see the problem

AND my laundry!

*distinctly gay noises*

I did mine this morning!!

Burn it.

There’s also something unsettling about calling them Warmies™️

🤤

Oh god. I’m Calamity Jane, aren’t I?

I will spend good money

I didn’t know I needed a disco dinosaur until now.

I’m here for you

Hate crime.

I’m sorry but Zane Phillips’ armpits have made me a religious man.

The snort I snorted 🤣

Evergreen skeet

cum inside your friends✨🌈

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation

Hey Dad!

My absurdly hot doctor is leaving the practice and being replaced by another hot doctor. Time to schedule a prostate check…

WOOF x 2!! 😍😍

OMG I need one!