Like many out there I’m thinking of Iran tonight. Thinking of all the people who are hurtling towards wherever the hellish fever dreams of Trump propel them. The lure of power is truly vile.

At least I expected it!

Before the football down the road today I was compèring our monthly pub salon. Managed to avoid heckling from either West Han or Leeds fans .#winning

Now singing Marching on Together. Obvs.

Two West Ham fans just came in the pub. Left too early lads.

Also if you are a grown person crying at losing a game of football then really, got a bloody grip.

If you’ve got a player wearing gloves in April then you deserve to lose. Them’s the rules.

Less good was when you failed to turn the connection off and the phone bill went ape.

A dartboard in a pub with “Reserved @5.45” on the blackboard behind it. Below is an old cigarette advert with test in Gaelic.

Pubs where people reserve the dart board by writing on the blackboard. Proper.

Guest of the day at breakfast too!

Sadly not

Belinda Carlisle was amazing pre-botox

Keep getting upgraded to suites. I mean, I know I’m me but they seem to as well.

They didn’t deserve to win.

For a team that could get promoted today the atmosphere at Sincil Bank is terrible. A piped drum and the occasional generic song.

Still, a win already. Even if it is just a toss. #countychampionship

I fear showers at best

Hail the rain!

Enjoying the next 40 minutes. Until they are done Gloucestershire can still be promoted. #countychampionship

Happy “have you wintered well?” Day to all who celebrate.

Yeah, I would 100% be your mum if a Tory knocked!

Ha, yes, tremendous that!

The upshot is they can stand and the signatures to help them do so are, somewhat amusingly, from me and my mate down the road who is a former Class War activist from back in the day.

Had a visit from a Lib Dem, the first I have seen in Hackney for a long while. They want to stand a candidate in our ward and needed people to say they wanted them to stand. I was happy to do so, though did say I wouldn't vote for them, which he was fine with. He knows some decent irl mutuals too.

Safe travels to everyone!

I mean, I never get this so…

Some of the anarchy of Bunny Basher is a little visible too!

Sadly away this year but Egg Day (Good Friday) at The Cock is cracking 🥚 More about the pickled egg eating but there will be a good line up on too.

I think you may be overestimating the intelligence of Labour Right foot soldiers (those higher up would 100% be in the lying camp.)

Singing about burning grounds down really isn’t cool lads.