coffy on tubi

starting my morning opening up LinkedIn so i can let the shareholders know i survived the night and can still generate value. i slept 5 hours so i made sure to tag 12 people in my post to share what i learned about unconventional markets (the world of dreams). i change my job title to PR laureate

Frog ran out of his house. He saw a snail that he knew.

“Snail,” said Frog, “please take this letter to Toad’s house and put it in his mailbox.”

“Sure,” said the snail. “Right away.”

Super Mario Bros. players uncover the biggest glitch in the game's 40-year history One random game crash led to the discovery of a history-making Mario exploit

I watched the Mario movie last night. No, not that one. I mean the hour-long YouTube video about how speedrunners just discovered how to pull off arbitrary code execution in Super Mario Bros. Legitimately incredible feat. www.polygon.com/super-mario-...

not to hop on my "michael boss babies the world through the protestant reformation" tricycle again but it's almost as if there's an institution, or set of institutions, forcing us to yield up the intangible capillaries of everyday belief and action to a totalizing affective-behavioral regime!!!

this is in fact the design of the thing: it's all about being able to make choices for which the subject is not ultimately responsible (and also to the same point: why it both reproduces and induces business owner-style brainrot) www.forbes.com/sites/leslie...

When my curiosity about the Creami got the better of me, my beautiful and correct girlfriend said, “if you get this thing you have to sell the other one,” and so with a heavy heart I sold my baby to a chef who lives down the street for exactly what I bought it for. I can see it behind the counter of his restaurant whenever I walk by.

and that's new york city, baby

"Before I had the Creami I owned the Ferrari of consumer ice cream machines: the Lello 4080 Musso Lussino."

This got an "OF COURSE HE DID" out of me aftermath.site/ninja-creami...

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

episode 005

you guys ever get upset that you’re not living a life of boundless feminine elegance and luxury or is that just a me thing

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

We'll have to get the city out here to clean up the mess.

ACE OF ACES

ACE OF ACES

NO SHE IS THE BLUEPRINT! I love Race Day Cafe!!!

When Tintin entered the Cold War As a spy thriller, 1954’s The Calculus Affair was far ahead of its time

more tintin writing always www.polygon.com/23697440/tin...

My banking... Oh yes! Never mind me... Go ahead and escape. I won't pull the alarm!

Games Done Quick's Long, Difficult Journey To A Better Gaming Future Progress isn't linear, and there are no skips or shortcuts

I found this account of @gamesdonequick.com's path towards safety and greater inclusivity really moving and inspiring for my own work in deeply passionate niche communities be they klezmer/Yiddish or free/experimental music. Big thanks and kudos @nathangrayson.bsky.social and @aftermath.site.

i'm so happy that aftermath lets me publish my silly little drawings. for nicole art week part two, i drew some of my favorite fountain pens in video games ✨

warframe has been around for 13 years. players have experienced births, graduations, weddings, and funerals, as have devs. many of these moments, they’ve shared. this is the story of the unique bond digital extremes has cultivated with its community—and what happens when people occasionally overstep

But now it's crept into "any woman who fails a DNA test is actually a man." They're not protecting women's sports. They're policing womanhood itself.

sports aren’t fair! none of them are! some basketball players are taller than others. mma fighters and boxers constantly exploit loopholes to gain size advantages. some people are naturally faster, others are stronger, others have better endurance. that’s why sports are interesting!

this image is about to get so much work.

Shakespeare having to do Literally This in at least Midsummer Night's Dream because Elizabethan England was a police state is the only thing that keeps me sane

Oratory defense against moralistic audience members has been around for as long as there has been theatre

are you me

thin mints

Sale ends today!!!

Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content “In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”

Wikipedia does what is essentially a full ban on AI content: www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

Reading the comments here and so many people are like- where are the games in the middle? What about 500k-1m units? What if you are asking for a million dollars in funding...

Funding isn't available for these projects because these are "not profitable enough"

Let that sink in for a sec.

Warframe | The Shadowgrapher Official Gameplay Trailer - Available Now On All Platforms! YouTube video by PlayWarframe

warframe is making simone music now www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OtH...