Okay. Here’s a thought I’ve never had before today: what’s going on with Melania?

Has any rap name ever surpassed MC 900 Ft. Jesus?

I don’t always like Pro Tools, my audio editing software.

But it does this thing where when I give it too many tasks close together, it gets overwhelmed, crashes out, shuts down, forgets what we were working on, inconveniences everyone.

And at those times, I’m like, “My brother. I understand.”

"Chatty White Men Finnish Bistro" in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo

“Ramble On” - Robert Plant with Saving Grace (LIVE on The Late Show) YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Put this in a tank, hook it up to a hose, hook up the hose to a mask, put the mask on me, and let me breathe this for a while.

youtu.be/Ca3VI4aGDjc?...

Respect. Hell of a film.

"Surely Minnesotans won't fight back," racists in 1863 and 2026

Well in Finland if someone is really chatty we get suspicious, because we are a land of no small talk.

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

🎶 chatty white men
FINNISH BISTRO 🎶

This really is an article about how it’s sometimes nice to sit in a parked car. It really is from the AP and it took two people to write it.

Supervillain who’s sobbing grief over a dead henchman turns into a mad cackle and then back to quiet crying and then he blows his nose and makes a cup of tea.

🎶 chatty white men
FINNISH BISTRO 🎶

Forget it, kid. It’s Dingtown.

What do giant puppets have to do with a film festival?

Shut up. That’s what.

I'm fact, there is:

www.hobt.org/puppet-library

Isn't there a puppet lending organization in the cities?

4/8/26

Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?

No, they did not. Some directed applause and head nods though, which felt revelatory.

I love the Twin Cities and I even love the one thing that shows up here more than anywhere else.

I was at a movie premiere tonight and there was an after-party half a block from the theater.

Outside the party? You guessed it. GIANT PUPPETS.

People love puppets here. Especially giant ones.

Oh hello, Weenie.

Somehow I’m at a party with Jacob Frey, which I think is more surprising for me than for him.

Someone tell Nancy Drew!

A perpetually confused pug

Weenie, you will be available for adoption soon.

(raspy voice that sounds like Satan’s boss’s dad with an upper respiratory infection) DO YOU HATE STANDING IN LINE AT THE POST OFFICE LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT STAMPS DOT COM.

I work on mental health podcasts and meant to write suicidality but accidentally wrote suicidakity, which brought to mind a cute fuzzy euthanasia cat and this is how my day is, how I get through my day, and why I really need to take a break.

John Moe looking like a weird gas station guy.

(I don't know if he'll be there but if so, I will *not* be campaigning for my long-held dream of playing a weird gas station guy in a movie. That would be awkward. I'll just count on him to *sense* it.)

Produced AND co-directed by Apatow.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paralyz...

It really was a funny invitation to get. "John, would you like to watch a (Judd Apatow produced) documentary about one of your favorite humans and then interview that human immediately?"

John, would you like a magically regenerating plate of nachos?

John, a free month on the Oregon coast?

Going to the premiere of the new Maria Bamford documentary tonight and interviewing Maria on stage after.

It's an honor, of course, OF COURSE. If I'm asked to do something that involves Maria, especially if she is asking, it's an automatic yes.

She is the world's funniest and nicest human.

Earth with hovering Space Garfunkel

These pictures are so beautiful and seeing our planet from this perspec-- wait a second