when you run out of clothes to lose in strip poker

Oh thank goodness 🙏🏼

Merci ma vie <333

Returning to the office after a month away feels like

Omg why are the best always leaving this app 🫠

Then I ain’t the people!! Birkenstocks are the best

Who’s we ????

Jet lag is hitting me like a truck

I'm back in Switzerland and my pollen allergies made sure to be the first to greet me 🤧

He pounded me all night

Opened my laptop to check my schedule for the week and almost threw it against the wall

This has to be the guy with the lowest IQ I've ever talked to omg is it too late to block

My dream is to live in a country where it's warm enough for me to wear Havaianas 24/7

Sometimes I forget that I have a pic of my friend's ass until it suddenly pops up in my Photos widget

I hate how sensitive my body is. A sudden change in temperature? I get a fever. Something I’m not used to eating? I get a stomachache. Looking at screens without my glasses? I get a migraine. Doing manual labor? I get blisters all over my hands…

This app isn’t “dead” you just have a social media addiction

Happy Birthday, Ineffa!
#GenshinImpact    #Ineffa

I prefer the feel of printed photos to the images stored in my memory data.
Look, the sun has warmed them nicely, too.
Would you like to lie down and take a photo together?

Ilustração com vários pequenos desenhos coloridos do jogo Pokopia. Inclui o Ditto transformado em diversas formas, pokemons dormindo, entre outros. Todos bem fofinhos.

Oii será que alguém pode me dar um switch 2 🤲

Got reminded in less than 24 hours why I don’t like traveling with my sister and her husband

Respectful freak here. No freak unless froken to

Thank you !! Pollen and weather changes every day are killing me. But it's okay (it’s not) 🤧

I've had fever and headaches twice this week… Feeling like shit 🫠

shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something ALT: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling and looking at something

what a question

It’s… snowing again ?

Yuji ❤️

#JujutsuKaisen #Itadoriyuuji #bara #yaoi

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

MacAllistair whiskey 🥃

bad oomf!😠 BAD oomf!😡

Ugh make me unable to walk pls 😵‍💫