Something Very Bad (a man) is Going to Happen

Gotta love a Monday where you feel like shit

DTF is decent but worth it for Linda Cardellini alone

The more I think about it the more I think Robby is the the canary in the coal mine and the one we should actually be worried about is Samira and that’s the reason the cast as a whole has been so quiet about her gone in season 3 #ThePitt

Robert Pattinson is who Timothee thinks he is.

I was hoping we would get her for at least one more season. I think the nature of residents coming and going is good for the longevity of the show but her and McKay are two of my faves.

I hope she gets a moment in the last couple episodes to call Robby a subconscious misogynistic cunt before she leaves ❤️

It was an ok day until I saw that Supriya Ganesh won’t be in season 3 of The Pitt 😭

Stop. Giving. Jen. Shah. A. Platform. We’ve. Moved. On.

No! I don’t want to suck your dick!
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April Fools

Trans people fucking rock.
And they have always rocked.
And they will always rock.
And if you’re not rocking with trans folks I’m not rocking with you.

Oh so the next Overwatch hero is a fucking SLAAAYYYY

Idk if favorite but this is absolutely up there

Does this qualify for that thigh trend thing?

Brosnan as Bond 4 lyfe!

Sometimes I surprise even myself lol

Sumac chicken thighs, parsley feta Greek yogurt sauce, roasted brussels

Can’t a bitch bitch about things anymore? Sue me David. SUE ME!

Girlie pop don’t make admit it was my fault for not paying the meter cause I figured I’d be fine for 5 mins lol

This is why I don’t fuck with uptown

This cinnamon roll better actually be the best in the nation because in the 5 mins it took me to get it I got a parking ticket.

You’re telling me that a banana nut in this bread?!

This entire season of The Pitt

Yeah I fucking knew I didn’t trust that old ass retired nurse when she was chit chatting with the ICE agent a few episodes back #ThePitt

It was so good!

I’m in my old man era*

*have eaten tuna melts or egg salad sandwiches three days in a row

I know it’s supposed to be a bird face but the Secrets of Strixhaven emblem looks like a jockstrap

A Spring Awakening revival would feel pretty fitting in these times

I’ll take Dylan O’Brien’s solid snake in my holetacon

Tuna melts kinda slap