Does your house have a stairs goblin?

🎥 Brix is on the stairs reaching through the banister.

Beaker is all of us right now with Artemis.❤️❤️❤️🚀🚀🚀

🎥 Beaker is watching the tv with the Artemis 2 footage

It’s the Monday Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Dogstronauts
✅ Ginger!
✅ Goobernoulli turns 2
✅ A Stairs Goblin
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!

Guess who is amazing at Easter Egg hunt?
Beaker! She’s awesome!
All that digging and hunting.
We had so much fun with @servicerotties.bsky.social and friends at the Easter Egg Hunt!

🎥 Beaker is tracking a scent and finds a plastic green egg filled with dog treats.

< Messages Mommyfav Details Hey it's snowing again THE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS QUIT THE WINTER It's snowed every day for the last week and I want to tell you about it THE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS UNDER A HEATED BLANKET Did you see the report of another huge dump of snow over Easter weekend? THE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH WANTS YOU TO STOP TALKING ABOUT SNOW OR THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE Oh wow. Does this number want to hear about the long range forecast into May. A.I. IS NOW BLOCKING THE FOLLOWING WORDS: SNOW, WINTER. AND LONG RANGE FORECAST

< Messages Bernoulli Details Hey buddy did you have a good birthday? I did. Everyone was so happy and then I got a song and a cake. When you arrived two years ago Beaker and I didn't have a say you know Was I annoying? Oh yeah. But you know what bud? What? I know I won't be around forever. You're faster and stronger than I ever was I know you'll use that strength to protect our family when I'm gone Does that mean I can have your slice of cake to get even stronger. No

< Messages The Easter Bunny Details Hey do you drop off fish How do you keep getting my number I know a golden retriever who can hack anything. Anyway, do you deliver fish NO. I deliver eggs and chocolate How are the eggs cooked, that could work for Brix They are magical painted eggs. Why would I cook them Could you cook ours? What? No! This isn't Denny's. You don't give me your order. Bernoulli would like fries and onion rings. OMG STOP

< Messages Brix Details Easter is coming Brix Yay! Wait. What is Easter? Well it was way more fun when Adam was small. Anyway we look for eggs a rabbit leaves behind. I LOVE EGGS. The tall human makes them all the time and he gives me bites of them Hold on what. He gives you bites of his eggs? Yeah. I sit with him early in the morning and he gives me hot egg This is insane. We get NO hot egg from him ever. He has some and then says "whose a good kitty" and of course I am so I get hot egg This is insane. Well yes. Rabbits doesn't lay eggs. Something is wrong with its genetic code

Bernoulli turns two, it snowed all week, and Easter is coming! What does that mean for….

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
#TextsFromBunsen

Happy Birthday! 🥳

Bernoulli turns TWO today!
Can you believe it???
Bernoulli has been the joy of our family since he arrived.
He brought a type of energy that is chaotic and fun each and everyday.
We just love him so very very much.
Happy Birthday you big goober!

Is this fifth Winter? No, this is just Canada

Check our newsletter for last week!

bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/is-this-fi...

April First will be out of this world!

We are going back to the moon!

Full crew: Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch (all from NASA), along with Canadian Space Agency Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen

It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate Video!

In this video you will find:

✅ Brix In A Box
✅ A Favourite Place To Rest
✅ Beaver-Noulli
✅ So Much Digging
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week

Yes it can. It’s in theatres now. 😊

If you know you know.
Go see Project Hail Mary. Statement.

Bernoulli is sitting on the grass and is wearing his shark PFD. He’s wet from swimming.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
DOGS ARE STILL GOOD

🎶 Beavernoulli man, Beavernoulli man
Chews through whatever a beaver can 🎶
Is he weird? Listen bub,
He’s got radioactive beaver nonsense blood 🎶

🎥 Bernoulli is chewing sticks and biting small trees.

It’s the best part of the week

🎥 The B Squad on a walk doing the things they love. Brix is included in his backpack.

< Messages Mommyfav Details Yay it's winter again BUNSEN IF YOU TELL ME ITS SNOWING AGAIN IM GOING TO CRASH OUT What? I AM DONE WITH THIS Wow you are talking like Beaker I COULD FEEL THE SUN LAST WEEK You can't now it's like -15°C WHY DO WE LIVE HERE I always thought it was because of the proximity to mooselegs

< Messages Brix Details Can I try some of your dog food No you get fancy food from a can, leave our food alone Wait yours isn't from a can No ours is frozen meat pucks That sounds disgusting now that you explain it No they are delicious. What else you get to eat Oh we have bully sticks Oh yum, those sound good. What are they? Died Bull Penis What the fu BRIX

< Messages Bernoulli Details Hey we are stuck help Are you guys behind the baby gate again How about you teach Beaker and I to open the gate Oh sure. I can do that. Oh so how do you open it? You smash it as hard as you can with your head Really Yep. Really really hard, then the safety lock pops open That's terrible Bernoulli Yeah I know, some 110 pound baby probably figured it out and fell down some stairs

< Messages Dadguy Details Where are you downstairs Come up here and give us a snack no im hiding and you should too OMG Who are we hiding from? Kris. I mean mom. Why? Is it a game? yeah it's a game called don't get a shoe thrown at you What did you do? Well she asked how the morning was going and I said great What else did you say Ok. I said it looks like the day will be snow much fun. You are lucky you are still alive

It has gone RIGHT back into freezing winter! What does that mean for….

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

Brix is laying on the base of his new cat tree and looking at the box it came in.

Current Pawject Manager or is Brix a Supurrvisor?

Sometimes one kiss isn’t enough.

🎥 Brix is on a log and Bernoulli comes to kiss him before scampering off.

Because he is so little and does not know the way.

🎥 Brix is peeking out from an opening in his backpack.

No moose legs yet this season!

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ A Cat Who Thinks He Is A Dog
✅ Bernoulli The Unlockanoulli
✅ Bunsen In The Snow
✅ Beaker’s Giant Hole
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week

Brix is now one of the pack.
But…he has to pay the Bernoulli tax.

🎥 The dogs are hanging out with Brix on the deck.

A HUGE Milestone and the Great Melt and Brix the Goober

A MASSIVE Milestone - both with the humans and the animals.
We break it down in our Newsletter this week!

bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/a-huge-mil...

Brix is now playing with Beaker.
Sort of.
He is her goober.

🎥 Brix vs Beaker’s tail

Come with Bernoulli on a walk through the creek.
Our new camera really hits home something dog families already know.
Dogs live life with so much joy!

He was chill.

Brix is wearing a grey tuxedo with a bow tie. He’s looking at the camera.

Putting on the Brix. Happy Caturday! 😻

Heroic dog leads his family on a freezing winter rescue mission Bunsen and Beaker help rescue a dog from a frozen creek in Alberta, Canada by leading their owners to the lost, weakened pup.

Bunsen is in the news! USA Today!

www.usatoday.com/videos/pets-...

Couch Wars- a new development

🎥 The video pans to Brix in a little bed and Beaker on the couch beside him.

< Messages Mommyfav Details Help! It's so bad OMG what is wrong Did you run into a porcupine again? Are you OK It's outside! Don't look!! Did something happen to Dadguy???? No. It is so WARM and the snow is melting WAIT nobody is HURT Physically no. Emotionally I am destroyed I JUST ABOUT HAD A HEARTATTACK Me too! It's HORRIBLE This is not an emergency NO THIS IS GLOBAL WARMING

‹ Messages Beaker Details Beaker, everyone is wondering if you are ok? WHY WOULD YOU WONDER THAT QUESTION What? No you are being super weird I AM BEING ME STATEMENT Why are you rolling around in a ball? TO KEEP THE ICKY BRIX GERMS OFF ME STATEMENT Did you go see Hail Mary with Dadguy??? WE SAW IT AGAIN LAST NIGHT Beaker put away that toothpaste BEAKER IS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE XEONITE AND FAILED AND NOW BEAKER IS COVERED IN IT BAD BAD BAD Omg stop it

< Messages Brix Details That's a snazzy backpack you get to ride U. It is isn't it? Hold on. Why don't you have a backpack Because you are small and I am huge I saw a giant shaggy creature with a huge face and giant nose. It could carry you Oh horses? They could, but I don't think they generally let dogs ride them A horse? No. I mean the one-step-from-a- caveman-man who lives in our house Dadguy? Oh yeah. He could carry you

< Messages Bernoulli Details Bernoulli, you are going to get in trouble I hate getting in trouble. Quit chewing on the bench then I'm just nibbling, nobody will know Yesterday it had 6 legs. Yeah? Today it has four Still an even number Plus all that wood is bad for you Yeah it's been rough Your tummy? No my poop.

The snow is MELTING, what does that mean for….

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!