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Dave Weasel - Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores [stand up comedy lyric video]
Dave Weasel - Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores [stand up comedy lyric video] YouTube video by Dave Weasel

a standup comedy "lyric" video from my newest album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS available wherever you stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rniv...

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Dave Weasel - Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores [stand up comedy lyric video]
Dave Weasel - Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores [stand up comedy lyric video] YouTube video by Dave Weasel

a standup comedy "lyric" video from my newest album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS available wherever you stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rniv...

1 week ago 67 9 2 0
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At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference

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Thank you!

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Hahaha you had me in the first half 😂

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Thank you!

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if you insist

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Looks like all Doge members are former employees soon

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daveweasel | Instagram | Linktree View daveweasel’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!

New standup album about growing up in a cult called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is out wherever you stream, or find it here: linktr.ee/daveweasel

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Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music?

Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...

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Oct 22 (!!!) 2020 from that other site

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Thank you!!!!

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That one got deleted right away. I don't even know what I did haha

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Thank you!

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Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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Anyone on reddit? Can you post this on r/ExJw - I would do it myself but I'm banned! It's my new standup album about growing up in the cult of Jehovah's Witness www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...

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I’m not an expert or anything, but this guy Jesus would be disgusted by all of this

5 months ago 9 1 2 0

Excellent work, just subtle enough to give you the benefit of the doubt

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My personal opinion is that it's gross

6 months ago 7 0 0 0

Haha thank you!

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They can't rug the KoKaine Koin on Don Jr

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All music but Kid Rock is banned and you'll never have to vote again

6 months ago 64 1 1 0

I live in CyberTruck nation and I give them the thumbs down. Usually no response but a horn or finger from them, but they know my sentiment.

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You'd think "WE HAVE PROOF OBAMA COMMITTED AN EXECUTABLE OFFENSE!" would have his base frothing at the mouth, but even they're waiting for the list

8 months ago 7 0 1 0

Force them to put fentanyl in it, you coward! Keeps the brain worms away

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Side note, the Little Caesars hot and ready is dirty pizza BUT it really hits if:

a) you're starving
b) you need pizza NOW
c) only wanna spend $5

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Me neither, abandoned half a million followers about 2 years ago

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I met Ben Shapiro once during a 2017 test taping for a new tv show. They’d rented a small venue with a tiny green room, and Shapiro watched me drink 4 Bud Lights from the cooler he was sitting on, since there weren’t enough chairs, before eventually giving that prime seat to me. Then I drank 3 more.

8 months ago 48 1 4 0

All good, it’s just funny how “shitty Twitter comedian” is what right wing trolls have been calling me for the past 10 years.

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