Years ago when Grandstand had the teleprinter, our cat used to stand in front of the TV, tapping it with his paw.

62 years ago. A lot will be in scooter "heaven". Or Spain!

Just seen my comment from 2024. Lol.

Was it April 1st? Another straight banana 🍌 story

I used to have faith in a labour government

Another customer had a parrot he used to accompany. Cat and parrot swerved each other

Taking up all the seat as per usual! A pub I used to go in a cat. Kipr. After Kelham island pale rider! She would stretch out over customer's coats, and they would be forced to have another drink rather than disturbed her. Mind you, she was quite feisty!

Another lie then

Easter traditions: Old Tosspot Easter traditions: the importance of ‘Tosspot’ Tosspot, a Medieval term for a drunkard, referenced by Shakespeare in the final passage of Twelfth Night, was an important figure in popular- that is …

A character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, the drunkard Old Tosspot is an important part of the Easter tradition. Why Nigel Farage has yet to celebrate this aspect of Our Island Story is not known wp.me/p15p2Q-gtH

Were is a laughing emoji when you want one!! 😺

Huh.

Actual high quality reporting from GB News.

Who knew they had it in them?

Apart from getting the cat and the mouse the wrong way round

Wes Streeting: Trigger the break clause and get Palantir out of the NHS - Foxglove Wes Streeting: trigger the break clause and kick Palantir out of our NHS. ADD YOUR NAME NOW!

Ministers are exploring triggering the break clause in Palantir's NHS contract. I've signed the open letter to Wes Streeting calling on him to get Palantir out of the NHS. www.foxglove.org.uk/campaigns/we...

Well who'd believe it? Well me for a start

Cats always do. Doesn't work when they go back though!

Congratulations

Goodwin speaks 3. 2 fluently. English, Gibberish, and Rubbish

Even more so than Boris and his coven

Ask him about a ban on Palantir

I'm a Forest fan (sorry) but we know what defeat is like for a large part!

Prefer Mark Knoffler

Another one pretending to drink beer? My late brother had to sit between Major and Ken Clarke at a do, once. They spoke about cricket. It's not on record what they drank, although I expect it was beer for my brother

What? No Larry on guard duty?

He's currently remanded at his majesty's pleasure (sic).

Well, he is correct

Sounds like a bad joke. Oh, hang on

First world problems

Well TB is the phony board of peace, so he's bound to be loyal to the trumpster.

China is evil? Best get rid of the Royal Albert then

Should have gone to Clacton