Ha, fair. It definitely could’ve been worse

This whole ridiculous episode further legitimatising Bitcoin is a real crotch kick, tbh

Down payment, as near as I can tell

I don’t think so. You take out a cash loan on the bitcoin and bundle that with a separate normal mortgage

The banter outcome is that it takes down Coinbase, tbh

I love articles like this that just sort of ignore that country had been basically the dominant pop culture genre for this entire century and, as such, is a political windsock

Ha, yeah. It’s just a bit of wish casting

The rationale for the Bitcoin mortgage (as with any pledged asset mortgage) is that the borrower won’t have to realize capital gains like the would if they sold Bitcoin to help buy a house.

This is really part of the larger, growing consensus in America that no one should ever pay taxes ever

This also sounds reasonable, tbh

World peace achieved because each party reads a different peace plan.

I agree with this dude www.dlnews.com/articles/reg...

So does America bomb Cuba next?

It will better integrate the provinces of Canada: the Single Market will allow them to trade much more freely.

This is deeply silly idea

Some of this seems okay?

Probably for the best, tbh

The cola wars

💯

If the stop oil people did this these same people would be calling for the protesters to be machine gunned

if nuclear Armageddon does happen tonight, then Europe will never know the indignity of moving to T+1. So, it’s not all bad.

Is it like anything the moral dilemma they faced when the blew up fishing boats?

That’s really the funniest part of the whole Bluesky 25th fever dream.

In this economy?

He doesn't even have a crypto wallet.

And then the murders began

End of civilisation update

Definitely feels like there’s space for “best cinematography in a complete dud”

So, Ryan Gosling in “the Hail Mary project”