FIFA has already declared Donald Trump the winner of the war in Iran.
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Trump’s threat of Armageddon raises eyebrows in some liberal circles.
They only let him hang around out of kindness I suppose
TACO Tuesday
Señor Trump is caught in a Mexican standoff with the Iranian federales. Will he shrug it off til mañana or decide to blow up the whole enchilada?
by Maureen Dowd
The real ones know
And now I just want to curl up on the couch in front of the TV with some Tahitian treat and a Swanson’s TV dinner
In this Ohio diner, Gavin still means MacLeod. But they do know this: if Democrats nominate the governor of California, then they’re taking a love boat to fantasy island.
A legend
He’s a moron.
This is real
I am proud to be wearing a flag pin that says "No Nuclear Apocalypse" right now.
Take Trump's threat of nuclear annihilation seriously, not literally
Liberals say it will be sad if our democracy ends in a fiery nuclear apocalypse. They're wrong—it will be sad if our republic ends in a fiery nuclear apocalypse.
Our intelligence indicates that Iran is assembling nuclear bombs in hospitals, schools, and residential apartments. I hope this information is helpful to President Trump.
by Benjamin Netanyahu
Donald Trump posted “a whole civilization will die tonight.” But what did he really mean?
Scene from The Road captioned "Yes, but her emails."
Whether it's Trump threatening a nuclear war on Truth Social or Hillary Clinton sharing risotto recipes by email, both leaders made controversial use of digital communication.
No one's mentioned it but When the World is Running Down is a good one too.
How did I forget that one?
Just for fun...what are some good songs about the apocalypse? Nothing But Flowers, Atom Tan, Five Years, Let's Drop the Big One....what else?
Donald Trump is threatening nuclear annihilation the right way.
by Ezra Klein
Nuclear war, which I do not support, is far less destructive than the nefarious lies that M$DNC shiblibs tell about Donald Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
There is no specific Constitutional prohibition against initiating a nuclear holocaust so it's hard to see why Democrats are so upset with Donald Trump.
by Jonathan Turley
How do everyday Iranians feel about President Trump's threats to destroy their bridges and power plants? Josh Barro and Ross Douthat drop by to explain.
Breaking | Donald Trump secures complete reopening of the Strait of FIFA.
There is no Constitutional prohibition against chasing vodka with cocaine before going on TV and threatening war crimes in the name of Christ, so it’s hard to understand the Democrat Party outrage toward our Secretary of War.
by Jonathan Turley
Opinion | As a humanitarian, I plead with President Trump to not bomb Iran's bridges and power plants. As a centrist pundit, I ask that if he really must bomb them, he wait until my forthcoming book on pronouns and DEI can have a few weeks of sales and publicity.
One winner and seven billion losers in today's nuclear apocalypse.
by Chris Cillizza
If the world ends today in a firey nuclear apocalypse, the Democrats who fought to release the Epstein files will have blood on their hands.
Opinion | The apocalypse is going better than you think.
by Bret Stephens