whatever counts as a compliment atp

hello

huge obsession with that Sora AI thing

i'm sorry but i have to ask

the fuck is up with tobuscus

god could’ve granted me the ability to understand math but instead gave me a speech impediment

Yea well ok well yea we'll see ok yea we will oh yea we ok ih kslm

call amblancs

just say fruits and vegetables you thick cunt

seriously, what the fuck are "anti-nutrients"??? we makin' stuff up now

ricco's dieting tip no. 2:

please, for the love of god, don't listen to the advice of shirtless, twenty-something tiktok guys who sit in their rooms and speak in monotone voices. they're the worst people you'll ever come across.

go fix your Head. stupid big head Idiot.

april fools day doesn't impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"Don't watch LukeVid"

lady gaga? never heard of them

do people still make song parodies

i made carbonara

why do i keep lying to myself when i say i'll start eating healthier

how much yall wanna bet that youtube is gonna make ANOTHER shit change that people will massively dislike in late 2026?

i'm probably not gonna make an entry for this year's birthday collab

birthday girl

wasabi should NOT cost $100 - $250 per pound

can't believe this worked ❤️‍🩹

downright insufferable people

i hate when people say to me "well it's up to you"

i'm the one asking you, dumbass

fun fact: unemployment in chinese is 我喜歡男人, which also means happiness

your command is my wish or whatever the fuck they say

spent way too much time on this mess for me not to post it here