I had that nightmare again about being stalked by Orville Redenbacher.

Cheese. Did you know? Pretty good.

The president of the United States is a mentally deteriorating sociopathic terrorist.

NASA has to call it the far side of the moon to avoid paying royalties to Pink Floyd.

who's up casting their aspersions?

99 luftballons? In this economy?

Earth seen from space with multiple nuclear bombs going off.

"I'm not really political I just thought it would be fun for some yuks to vote for him and watch how he shakes things up."

muting nuclear and nucular just in case

75% off chocolate Easter Bunnies just taste better.

If a novel has an unreliable narrator, I hold the author responsible.

🫂

News article says that Florida college finds drugs on campus.

Egads! What's next? Sand on beaches?

Makes sense: I've been mostly dead since 2016

His ‘Art of the Deal’ might have worked in the past, but his constant threats and then backing down make him look seriously weak and impotent in the eyes of the world.

Is there a single sentient person left on this planet who doesn't know that if you just wait him out, you will get a sweetheart deal of a lifetime, better than anything you could have dreamed of negotiating?

Well, 250 years is pretty good run.

I'm pretty close to thinking all sides are just fucking with us.
Just a bunch of guys waving their dicks at each other.

America is now on the clock.

We have two weeks to remove Donald Trump from office through the 25th Amendment or impeachment.

Not saying that will happen, only saying that a nation with even a shred of decency would get to work on it immediately.

So we live to see at least one more day

We are not wired to be under this level of stress all the time. To be on pins and needles for weeks, months, years at a time. It’s not sustainable.

We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide

Raise your hand if you were raised by an erratic, mercurial and vindictive parent and are having flashbacks. 🙋‍♂️

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

Two weeks to remove him. Now.

Pet your dogs, everyone, and appreciate that they have no idea what is happening in this fucked up world.

I wish someone would have found Mike Johnson today and stuck a mic in his face so we could all hear him say he doesn't know about anything.

The President of the United States is a madman.

So OUR tax dollars, through a fee on the strait, will be used to rebuild the infrastructure we blew up, using our tax dollars. Thanks Trump for making America grate again....

Amazon's emails begging me to review products are starting to take on the desperate nature of a crazy ex-lover.

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

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