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Interestingly if a German dog is growling the sound is written as Knurr which also happens to be the root of the verb knurren to growl.

​Kläff-Kläff: This is specifically used for the high pitched yappy barking of small dogs the verb is kläffen.

Comparison Table

English German
Woof-Woof Wau-Wau
Arf / Ruff Wuff
Yip-Yip Kläff-Kläff
To bark Bellen

Here is how German speakers typically describe and write a dog's bark:

Common German Dog Sounds

​Wau-Wau: This is the most standard version equivalent to woof woof. It’s pronounced like the ou in loud vow-vow.

​Wuff: Used for a single sharper bark similar to wuff or ruff in English.

Here's facts you probably never knew or thought about

In German a dog doesn't say woof or arf—it says Wau-Wau

While the actual sound of the bark is the same regardless of geography different cultures transcribe animal noises based on their own phonetics.

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You’re quietly unstoppable.

This is what I picture in my head when I see Trump on tv or on the internet.

Trump in this hotdog costume 🌭 makes me wanna laugh

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Amazon
アカウン
トを共有する 2
匹のサルを
何と呼び
ますか。

Bread (=pan)

The Panda Joke

パンダの好きな餌は？

パンだ。

Panda no sukina esa wa?

Pan da.

What's a panda's favourite food?

Because their teeth (=ha) are good (=ii)

The Hawaiian Dentist Joke

「どうしてハワイ人は歯医者に行かないの？ 」

「歯はいいから！」

Doushite Hawaii jin wa haisha ni ikanai no?

Ha wa ii kara.

Why don't Hawaiians go to the dentist?

Blue

「マイケルジャクソンの好きな色は何ですか。」

「青」

Maikeru Jakkuson no sukina iro wa nan desu ka.

Ao!

"What's Michael Jackson's favourite colour?"

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@flashes.blue When will we be getting the Android version? I've been quietly waiting for it like everyone. Hope we get it.

When the judge’s hypothetical is stealing someone’s wallet