You turn your back for five seconds and he's at the custard creams again!
For tips and tricks to survive a goose apocalypse, check out Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese
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Note: Book does not come with complimentary custard creams.
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A major challenge I faced while writing my novella was handling exposition in such a character-focused story. My solution? A series of comedic faux-academic interludes that expand the world while (hopefully) keeping things entertaining.
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Before I downed tools to focus on writing and publishing my book I had a lot of fun podcasting about some of my favourite films, now that the book is out, I think I'll dive back in. open.spotify.com/show/0FLERmD...
Remain vigilant, the goose menace could be circling overhead at any time, avian honking doom could be mere moments away... concerned? Have a read of Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese. A comedy, but we won't be laughing if they really did take charge!
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Just sat here waiting for IngramSpark to process my book... sheesh this takes a long time!
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Looking for a new book to dive into?
Suspicious of geese 🪿… and local government?
Then put the kettle on ☕️ and try Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese for a dose of chaotic and very British Sci-Fi Comedy 🇬🇧
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🚨 WHAT IF the biggest threat to humanity wasn’t budget cuts… but vanishing tea ☕ and chaotic geese 🪿?
Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese - A comedy sci-fi novella of cozy chaos, and absurdity.
Like dry humour & unserious sci-fi? This is for you.
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Despite committing libel against goose-kind in my book and feeling the need to keep my guard up, they were surprisingly amenable during my holiday, I'm already missing the Lakes!
Jemima Puddle-Duck you say? She looks suspiciously goose-sized to me... I'm remaining wary of the threat of Goose-Armageddon, though I'm sure she's much better mannered than my book's Geoffrey (on a serious note, The World of Beatrix Potter in Bowness is delightful!) ☕️🪿
Enjoying a relaxing break in the Lake District whilst remaining vigilant that, having exposed their potential for world domination in my book, the geese may yet seek revenge... ☕️🪿
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I had way too much fun writing this fake trigger warning for the start of my book ☕️🪿
Still surprised when I stumble upon my book on sale on other websites, apparently the paperback can now be bought from Barnes & Noble! ☕️🪿
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So I've actually made some sales! When I started writing Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese back in September '25 I was mid-mental health crisis so I'm so grateful to the people that got me through it and to this point right now. This book's for you.
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Probably my favourite Chapter Title, which I shall not confirm nor deny was influenced by my real world job experiences... ☕️🪿
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I'm still processing the fact that I'm now a published author, when the last couple of things I had published were in short story and poetry anthologies a long time ago. Hopefully, people have as much fun reading this as I did writing it!
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The hardback and paperback of my first novella are now released! eBook to follow shortly ☕️🪿
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Casually waiting for my books to exit review by KDP...
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May have underestimated the time it would take for my books to be reviewed, but Geoffrey and I are remaining hopeful!
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Do not disturb: Proof reading in progress.
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Releasing this Friday! (How could I resist a Friday 13th launch...)
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The proofs of my novella have arrived, time for an unboxing!
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Coming Soon: A very cosy, very British apocalypse...
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Prepare for a very British, particularly feathered apocalypse...
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As you can clearly see, I'm taking my author photo selection very seriously...
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Eagerly awaiting the arrival of my proofs before I release my first novella! Though I'm a little sad to have missed World Book Day, it's so close now. Here's how my cover came together.
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