What did the librarian say when the books were messy?
We need to get our shelves together!
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What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why did the banana wear sunscreen? Because it didn’t want to peel. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why did the calendar go on a diet? It wanted to lose its extra dates. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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🎩 What did the turkey say to the hunter on thanksgiving?
Quack quack.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
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What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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I accidentally texted my wife. I'm having a great time. I wish you were her. 📺
#FreeJokeProject #DadJokes #Comedy
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