In a gym, a male silverback gorilla (Riley) works out doing pushups, sweating, while a male buffalo (Brus) observes quizzically. Brus: "This gym has machines, you know, son?". Riley: "SOLDIERS DON'T NEED MACHINES TO TRAIN, SIR! MILPREF is for functional full-body training, weight-assisted, anywhere and anytime, SIR! There's rarely any weights up to my specs anyway so I just bulk up to add the weight INSIDE me, SIR! Pre-gym loadout ıs six stıcks of butter, one bag of milk, and one bowl of sawdust, SIR! Set of preference is keeping a piece of furniture on my twelve and doing one-arm one-leg declined pushups UNTIL I STOP SEEING IT,". Brus: "...Right. I assume the little town is just for extra motivation?". Riley: "SIR, WHAT TOWN, SIR?!"
WORK HARDER NOT SMARTER 💪
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