SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

All our allies are already starting to pull their $ out of the US. The only reasons why other countries buy US$ is to use it to buy oil or because it WAS a safe place to store $. But the Saudi-US Petrodollar Agreement just Expired. So yeah, get ready for US inflation to 📈

https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/democrats/2024/10/the-u-s-economy-performs-better-under-democratic-presidents

https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/democrats/2024/10/the-u-s-economy-performs-better-under-democratic-presidents

Oh the subject of Oil which is trading less in US$ everyday means a weaker US $.....Reminder to investors who thought a republican is good for the economy, how's that working out for you? Just gonna tap the s̵i̵g̵n̵ graphs.

#economics

All the News is around the price of Oil....

No one is talking about how ~30% of things like fertilizer & helium are shipped though strait of hormuz. Cut off fertilizer & cause a food shortage, helium is critical for all the electronics. Sliver lining, at least it means less AI chips 😎

a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people ALT: a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people

It's a shame it's took them this long to realize they fucked up

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Gotta love how quickly companies shifted gears and now are basically taking the attitude of "Working for us is a privilege"

Got a pay increase, but it was a ~2% increase. According to the data, inflation is around 2.4%.... so technically I'm actually losing money as weird as that is to say. First world problems for sure, but also a understanding of I'm actually getting paid less for the same job 🤔🙃

This is why I only go there near closing time on the week days....

Going there during prime time or anytime during the weekend is a death wish.

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#Seattle #Zillow #Housing
Are you one of WA's millionaires looking for something which wont eat up the whole 7 figure a year salary? Well have I got a deal for you in a prime Kirkland lo-cal!!

FREE INDOOR VINES WITH PURCHASE!!!!!

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SEA Airport launches food pantry for unpaid TSA workers Friday was the busiest air travel day of 2026, but for TSA workers it marked their first full missed paycheck after missing a partial paycheck earlier in the month.

#Politics
#FLOTUS WHAT A WELL FUNCTIONING GOVERNMENT WE HAVE 👊🔥🇺🇸....🙃

www.king5.com/article/news...

Peptides are sure making the rounds.... again 🙄. First it was Dr. Burzgnski claims of a cure for cancer. Now it's injectables, both Rx peptide-ish (wegovy..ect) & homeopathic..

Just wanna point out, there are peptides in pee 😋

More fodder to GTFO of tech....

XD XD XD.......

Also feeling this more and more :/

Trying to ramp up the passive alt-income stream so I can just walk away at some point in the near future.

Input Text: I connect apps together because competent software engineers are either to busy or to lazy to do it themself. Most of them are simply to stupid to understand simple Single Sign in and security concepts, likey because they vibe code or becaues they are to busy working from home while hitting the brong, perhaps both. Now I can use Linkedin Speak just so I can fulfill our CStaff's idiotic company madate to use AI slop. Security and stuff. AI Output LinkedIn Speak: I specialize in seamless ecosystem integration, bridging the gap where traditional engineering bandwidth is often constrained. Let’s be real: navigating the complexities of SSO and modern security frameworks requires a level of focus that goes beyond just "vibing" through code or balancing the nuances of remote work. I’m leaning into the power of AI to drive our C-suite’s strategic vision forward, ensuring we meet our corporate mandates with high-impact, tech-driven solutions. It’s all about security, synergy, and scaling excellence. 🚀 #Integration #CyberSecurity #Innovation #FutureOfWork

#LinkedInSpeak
This is why I am going about dealing with the AI mandate at work at work 🤣

Free Asbestos included!!!

#Seattle #Taxes #Economics I think there is a chance here this new WA income tax is going to cause a mass panic selling of homes around here before 2028 hits. Might actually cause inventory to go up & prices to come down 🤔

That's the hope anyway... But could also cause owners to rent instead 🙃

Today's West Cost market price is real bargain @ only $1,299,000 👍 🙃

"O𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤...."

The problem is phone wise I have no other options. No Apple is NOT an option. I feel like Apple's keyboards are built specifically to screw over dyslexic users like me

Yeah, those are not features, that's just creepy AF #Google

As someone who most likely has misophonia, I can hear this post...

Idiocracy "I like money" YouTube video by PD40

You are here on the map:
youtu.be/sZHCVyllnck?...

People just get a bidet. They are glorious, I promise 👌

The cheap one I bought when I lived in an apartment was $25... you're butt will thank ya!

One I have now is fancy, heated everything. Landlord was nice & installed GFCI outlets next to the toilets ^^ that's all ya need for heated water fyi

Scene from the movie Idiocracy - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

#Politics
Seeing the somehow legal "prediction market" betting on who is killed in a conflict is insane. The US has really gone full #Idiocracy.

Scene from the movie Idiocracy - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

We have arrived... #Idiocracy

Gotta love it's setup right next to the Chipotle 👌😋 :)"""