my deliriously tired girlfriend, trying to remember the word “saxophone”: what is the, the fucking, you know. the jazz goose. [flaps hands in desperation] the solid bagpipes

my deliriously tired girlfriend, trying to remember the word “saxophone”: what is the, the fucking, you know. the jazz goose. [flaps hands in desperation] the solid bagpipes

i am extremely enjoying the video game “avowed”

absolutely gorgeous environments and art, a fascinating world, great plot, interesting characters. magic system is legit fun

i cannot wait until i get to murder the fuck out of lödwyn

Hey giving this a small bump it's my 7 year HRT anniversary and well just money would help you know?

when speaking to beautiful women i must wrestle with the devil on my shoulder who tells me to make an outrageously flirtatious joke, and the devil on my other shoulder who tells me to be unbelievably fucking annoying. the angel has given up and gone home

the corporate structure leading to a 20% increase in net profit?

😘

if i was the ceo of lube mobile i’d rearrange the letters to put u and i together.

that’s right. luibe moble

i hope that when the ai bubble bursts, all the ai guys go out like the wall street jumpers

Jack Thompson: Video games made your son want to be in the army? Shadow: I know. You’re conservative. I’m not against all military service. Hell, my roommate’s a veteran, and he’s awesome. Shadow: I admire soldiers from like, WWII who fought nazis, but we’re in a rogue state starting idiotic wars for no reason. Why would you put your life on the line for that? Jack Thompson: I agree that the current administration lacks… The intentionality and grace of previous warmongers… Shadow: I told him that if he joined the army he might have to invade Greenland or Canada or something, and he didn’t even understand why that was bad. Jack: And you hold this “Call of Duty” responsible? Shadow: I don’t know where else he would’ve got these ideas. Jack Thompson: I don’t know what to tell you. Shadow: I know, I just wanted to talk to someone who could understand how I feel. Thanks Jack Thompson.

an extremely zoomed in photo of a tuxedo cat’s face

some days its like

holy shit

an unflattering picture of a black cat

he turns towards the camera, eyes narrowed

his face looks small and his head looks huge

he seems mildly displeased

one of the best parts of pet ownership is taking weird unflattering photos of your cat and knowing they can never, ever DMCA you

isn’t that a weakerthans song

i’m a hero 😎

teal?

just did my democratic duty in the south australian election. proud to have #voted for john howard 3 times today #stillwithhim

$50/300 ;_;

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hell yeah! i’m gonna try injections next if this fails or winds up needing 300mg implants just to get good levels

tried gel, pills, and patches, never got past like 330, averaged more like 200pmol/l, lowest like 160.

given the recommended is like 500-1000…

ordered another 200mg of estrogen implants cos my 100 was doing fuck all. maybe by my 6th hrt anniversary later this month i’ll have good levels for once

A lynx on top of a large tree trunk in a habitat, preparing to jump.

A lynx mid-jump from a large tree trunk to a horizontal log.

A lynx mid-jump from a large tree trunk to a horizontal log. with front paws out and toe beans extended.

Photos of the Day: An airborne Canadian lynx

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A photo of a tasmanian devil sitting in a grassy area, mid-yawn. Its entire head appears to be made of a giant pink mouth and lots of big teeth.

Photo of the Day: Tasmanian devil (feat. teeth)

All photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).

no i crossed that out

Someone finished a Cave Story rap concept album they started in 2009.

(this is someone else’s screenshot)

youtu.be/faBrzVHm7ow?...

@papapishu.bsky.social u like what u see

a special ergonomic split keyboard and an e-ink writing tablet

today i become even more of a computer sicko

just ran my first ttrpg session in like 7 years

god i missed it. there’s nothing like it

the gm drop is real though, im fucked

a stack of 26 men in black dvds, a mixture of the first three movies, in various states of new/used/ex rental

are you open to swaps