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Ideally this manoeuvre is best performed on a Saturday, half cut and on a boris bike, but I’m not in charge of scheduling the weather.

Today’s the day! It’s very important that you stream Red today and have a little moment listening to “22”, sometime around 1230 should do it 😻😻

Above Soho Theatre no less? That news will come as quite the surprise to the clientele and patrons etc etc

How did you spend the Easter weekend? Someone spent it registering new accounts with London Centric to post rapid-fire comments in support of billionaire landlord Asif Aziz and his company Criterion Capital.

I think Keir Starmer should have more to say about the President of the United States threatening to kill an entire civilisation than a musical festival cancelling itself coz of a fucking dogshit booking.

Communist party recruitment video bsky.app/profile/bran...

top privilege talking

jokes on u computer im already gay and super horny

I would have designed it closer to London personally.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

it is not quite longue enough

I’m in my CHAISE LONGUE ERA

you healthy BEAST 😻😻

ATTN TOURISTS the Oxford St central reservation is for local speed walkers ONLY, not selfies.

I need to start carrying my shiv again.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I know the bar is at an all time low for this stuff but imagine running ads for a business and seeing no problems with this…

No prep appointments for three WEEKS, you know the gays had a lovely Easter and are feeling their spring oats

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

Darth Maul has done well for himself given that he’s half the man he used to be.

lmao this one is incredible. “Head of product at X condemns quote-tweeting” my brother in Jira you’re the shift manager at the quote tweet factory

Here me out: take all of it. Take his shirt and shoes.

I’ve enjoyed this series before

I say this as a BIG FAN of both Stansted and terrible pointless posters, but honestly what the everloving fuck

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Errrrr guys?

YOU'RE A MOUSE

I’ve been told I’m not to call her the “Haggy Sofs”

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day