the elder millennial urge to budget responsibly ✍🏼💵

vs.

the music addict itch to full send field of vision this august 🦎 🕺

👀👀👀👀

gizz ‘deadstick’ has been stuck in my head for past week

this is what we call one of them ‘good problems’ 👌🏼🕺🔥

Loud and Clear audiobook screenshot borrowed from the library

hell yeah just realized i pay taxes?

and can use the library to listen to this audiobook i was about to buy with American dollars for FREE?!

💪🏻🕺👌🏼

literally thought a penny was stuck on my phone screen 🤷‍♂️

my trusty iphone13 appears to be on last legs…

apps crashing, Bluetooth dropping, becoming semi-unusable…

Don’t like having latest & greatest so might upgrade to a used iphone 15 or 16?

is it friday yet

sgt stubby

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gowron billboard above a he is risen sign

a suspicious pitbull side eying dad

when you come home SUSPICIOUSLY smelling like your sister’s dog 🤨

Satirical Trump “ah well nevertheless,” tweet

Still is and always will be relevant:

happy easter

we did it gang

the best Tio in los estados unidos if i do say so myself 💅

a handsome man wearing a king gizzard shirt with his adorable (but hidden) nieces

posting the gizz fit cuz im gorgeous with impeccable taste 👌🏼

(and not about to dox my cute nieces 🧐)

things i have zero interest diving into:

- discord
- neutral milk hotel
- twin peaks
- ai
- severance

this list is on-going and subject to updates

posting a nude on linkedin (tasteful)

it’s imperative you assert confidence and authority among your professional network to close the deal ✍🏻 💪🏻

“ai actress tilly norwood”

same bro

been chatting with this dime named Tilly on an app, says she’s an actress. she just…gets me?

we love to see it 🕺

what about about on my linkedin profile? is that cool?

“B2B SaaS C-Suite Influencer” has the juice imo?

a firmly held belief I have is the actors who play keefe and bj on righteous gemstones should win oscars

yeah it’s a tv show and oscars are for film but exceptions must be made

i had to explain to my not online sister why jk rowling sucks, what a terf is, etc

she promptly reminded me i got nieces the harry potter book set for Christmas a few years ago 🙃

dept head said we could all wfh today (great!)

still came in to office bc have a candidate interview this afternoon (respectful)

realize it’s a virtual interview not in person (could have been taken from home)

be sitting at desk kicking yourself (wishing i was on my couch) 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

There's a podcast in which one guy unsuccessfully tries to get another guy to like Phish. It only lasted 8 episodes. I can't count the number of times I've listened to it. It would be in my top 5 podcasts of all time. And I don't even like Phish

a pitbull laying on his back kinda smiling

if taking awkward pictures of your dog was cool, consider me miles davis

Exclusive Tiger Woods called President Trump from seen a rollover crash

DONALD TRUMP HELP ME I FLIPPED MY CAR AGAIN

the man’s got range 👌🏼

my sister is very anti-candy spoiling my nieces so giving em another $20 for Easter

with which they’ll probably buy WAY more candy than i would have given?!

sof unfortunately no but only bc “sof m&ms (green heavy)” is on the bigger 300hundo run list planned later this month