Happy #RexManningDay to all who celebrate.

Watching Empire Records with @heavydishongry.bsky.social

We Wanted To Know Whether Destroying Civilizations Violated International Law. So We Asked a Conservative Law Professor In Minnesota Who Analogizes Himself to Einstein.

As my body vaporizes in the mushroom cloud, I think, "Hell yeah, I won my Kalshi bet."

Jay (jay.bsky.team): Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

So much comes into stark relief with this revelation.

I got the same message. I reported the account.

April's movie, as chosen by @heavydishongry.bsky.social, will be the 1986 Lucasfilm action film, Howard the Duck, which allegedly takes place in "Cleveland".

Some absolute pile of shit (with apologies to piles of shit) used a pre-existing DM thread of a deceased user to spam adult content to me and probably others. Fuck off, asshole.

Thanks a lot @wr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social and the rest of the #Riffotronic Rapscallions.

Was this straight to Betamax or did it have a run in the theater?

#Riffotronic

The Board of Tourism is gonna be pissed.

#Riffotronic

So he causing psychic damage to Alex's body which is making Alex's spirit all achy and shit?

Do I have that right?

#Riffotronic

OK, this was Alex's shit. The rest of these idiots didn't have to come along. I blame them for their fates.

#Riffotronic

OK, fist through the head was pretty funny.

#Riffotronic

That's a hell of a hickey he's giving her.

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I suppose you can't have Toni Basil in a movie and not have her dance.

#Riffotronic

Oh gods, is there gonna be a musical number?

#Riffotronic

Dear Toni Basil,
kill them all and put them out of our misery.

#Riffotronic

So far this is boring and I don't care about anybody in it.

#Riffotronic

They should have given the main character the name Frank Morris, but that would have required some thought.

#Riffotronic

Surround the house with a moat. Problem solved.

#Riffotronic

The lengths men will go to in order to avoid going to therapy.

#Riffotronic

That "old" book looks like it was printed on brown grocery bags.

#Riffotronic

This whole restaurant is a fire hazard...and that's just the clientele.

#Riffotronic

Slow motion table waiting. How artsy.

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How did Akron's own Devo get suckered into doing the music for this movie?

#Riffotronic

We just watched a bad movie for @themmcpodcast.com. The made for TV stinker, The Girl, The Gold Watch, and Dynamite. (Not to be confused with the earlier film starring Robert Hayes)
#Riffotronic

Are any of us okay?

#Riffotronic

I'm not picking up the Drifters in this. It sounds like a car I used to own.

#Riffotronic

I'm here for #Riffotronic. I've never seen this before, and after tonight, I fear I won't be able to unsee it.

We just watched this on Wednesday.