Rapper bragging: “Globemaster mosaic at the Bonnaroo La Quinta”

it wasn’t bad i just thought the first season was better

Fallout Season 2: not as good. imo

hey man why are you so sweaty. we can all see it glistening. everyone knows

new guy dropped (performance gamer)

Newspaper: “Older people were teased by relatives, and I was silent” DEAR ABBY ADVICE

they’re so loud and they love jumping up and down on the flat rocks

nice!! louisiana waterthrush and i heard a yellow-throated way way up in a tree that i couldn’t see. and i’ve heard a yellow-rumped but haven’t seen one yet but it’s still a little early

burger king trailer

solemnly loading this back on the plane. not today my fellow burgerreich warfighters

what have you seen so far this year? expecting it to really pick up soon

beautiful name for a boy..

vibes atrocious

buds in my library mini meadow:
1. Brazos penstemon (Penstemon tenuis)? with blooming columbine (Aquilegia canadensis)
2. mystery Baptisia who volunteered several years ago, hopefully I can finally ID from the flowers
3. Bradbury's beebalm (Monarda bradburiana)
3. common milkweed (Asclepias syriaca)

it can’t go on forever

now we can safely hunker down in the fortress

my dog just pissed on every single tree during our journey around the block #proudpapa

how do we really know the pig in slop is happy? could the pig in fact be sad?

my buddy is showing salesman characteristics so i might cut him off forever

they were saying all kinds of mean stuff about you behind the moon

good idea 🧠

if a meteorite struck and demolished my neighbor’s house i wouldn’t react at all

target acquired

fighting a guy for saying he gets more headaches than me

surely this is all preamble to my real, true life

(at a job interview) basically i want to be your slave so i can kind of pay my mortgage

i’m afraid some battles cannot be won lol

wahh the newspaper my mommy and daddy read is censoring the president’s post. i can’t believe they’d do this to me and mommy and daddy..
*nyt editor voice* drink up little baby yes. who’s a good little stupid baby! you are yes!

my neighbor’s dog is sending me coded messages that say things like ‘i never stop barking. i never shut the fuck up’

dude was just straight up sauntering

(breaking my silence after not speaking for 28 hours) the weather has taken a morbid turn