As Related in John 14:26 Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.

The original: www.monkeyfluids.com/2006/05/as-r...

'A g-g-g-ghost!' 'J-J-J-Joseph Stalin!' Scene from the pilot episode of Stalin & Spook, Attorneys at Law. The show ran for fifteen seasons before being violently purged from all records.

The original version of this one was popular with the perverts of Reddit - let's see if this gets the historians, or at least the pervert historians. #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #stalin www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/04/boo-...

25 years ago, @mrxdentith.com told me I had to see this film. I though they were crazy and I was very wrong.

Not content with gluing Timmy’s knees together, the devious Professor Pongo now sought to affix his head to the back of his jacket. If she wasn’t careful, Gracie would end up with her hand stuck to the poor boy as well.

New month = new Monkey. I have decided this is the rule now. #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #solventabuse
www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/04/a-di...

It's not just a reference to a 40-year-old film, it's also a sequel a 20-year-old comic! #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #hawkins www.monkeyfluids.com/2007/05/obsc...

"Why did you say that twice?" "I didn't."

If you get this one we can be friends. #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #obscurereference
www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/03/obsc...

Fortunately, I'm clear of the whole thing by not giving a single fuck about Harry Potter. I give negative fucks. The Harry Potter franchise owes me fucks.

As true there as it is here.

The Rasmus - In the Shadows (US Version) YouTube video by TheRasmusVEVO

Me: ...
Muzak at the local Pak 'nSave: REMEMBER THIS SONG?! REMEMBER THIS FUCKING 2003-ASS FUCKING SONG, MOTHERFUCKER?!!
Me: I do not wish to.

To the New Folk: it was a thing at Monkey Fluids, the first time around, for people to give their own alternate captions as comments to the original. Back when "blogs", "blog posts" and "commenting on blog posts" were also things.

TL;DR: go add your comments at www.monkeyfluids.com if you want to.

Timmy Points... for the Last Time That's enough of that.

But also! www.monkeyfluids.com/2006/10/timm...

Timmy Points Again Yeah, I'm doing a thing -- it's the owls all over again .

And then! www.monkeyfluids.com/2006/10/timm...

Timmy Points Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.

Context for newer viewers: www.monkeyfluids.com/2006/10/timm...

'Look, Mummy - the snow is easing! Maybe the harvest won't be ruined.' 'We're well past that point, Timmy. Back in the wicker man.'

Twenty years on, Timmy still can't catch a break. #comic #webcomic #monkeyfluids #wickerman www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/03/timm...

“...so the game was ‘Would You Rather be a man with a horse dick or a horse with a man dick?’ One thing lead to another; Buddhist suicide pact; and now I can definitively state that Dave was right. How about you?” *tweet*

The title refers to his karmic debt. www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/03/his-... #webcomic #webcomics #monkeyfluids #karma

Well that's a damn shame - I always had a soft spot for his work. I still have all my issues of The Maxx in a box somewhere.

Video footage of the incident has been released:

Last One Laughing 2 - Diane Morgan JOKER Blowing Up LOL UK Bob Mortimer YouTube video by ChattyChickAchievements

This bit should be taught in schools. Religions should form around this bit.

In the DUNE font, BOOBS looks like 30035 - you didn't even have to turn a calculator upside down.

I am fifty years old.

(Now frantically rewriting dick jokes to be about cranberry morphemes and how the words "man" and "human" aren't actually related.)

OK, so it turns out etymology nerds do constitute an audience. Hi to my new followers - stick around, I have crappy puns, dick jokes, Lovecraft references and more to come!

I do need to point out that I'm *against* the "decimate" pedants in this one - its meaning has been equivalent to "destroy" or "devastate" for centuries...

“I’m telling you—decimate means to reduce by one tenth!” “It’s in the word! Like decimal!” “Yeah, yeah. It’s off to Pedant Quarantine for youse two. Don’t worry—we’ll keep you there for exactly forty days.” Agatha sniggered. Fucking pedants.

Appealing to the etymology nerds - if this doesn't build me an audience, I don't know what will.
www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/03/two-...
#webcomic #webcomics #etymology #linguistics

I figure I've got about 4 month's worth of comics prepared - if I'm inspired to do more before I run out, the run might get extended, but I am very, very old.

"So how did you publicise Monkey Fluids last time?"
"Just word of mouth, mostly"
"The Internet's too big for that now."
"I got a lot of traffic from Stumbleupon and Metafilter?"
"Those aren't really a thing anymore."
"And I guess the biggest boost was the time Warren Ellis linked to me."
"Ooh. Um."

I figure it's probably more useful to post the images directly instead of just links to each comic - I'm a self-promotion genius, me.

The men thought they had Timmy dead to rights, but they had reckoned without The Professor’s modifications. Smiling smugly, Timmy put his hands in his pockets and readied the controls of his crotch laser…

www.monkeyfluids.com/2026/03/groi...

Groinal vengeance Why must the Monkey subject poor Timmy to the horrors of his heterogeneous fluids? You’d think we’d have figured it out by now.

Timmy is canonically a cyborg now. #webcomic #webcomics #monkeyfluids #crotchlaser

Yes, I was thinking the cast would be able to do voiceover work - I was imagining an audio series perhaps. Animation is certainly more ambitious.

The Epstein Of It All YouTube video by The Podcaster's Guide to the Conspiracy

And what's this? A YouTube version of the podcast, where I'm out of focus the entire time for some reason? Yes, it is that.