Mostly because they won't give us a space program. It's one space rocket. How much could it cost.

Photo from the inside of the Artemis 2 of the Earth through a window. The text reads: It's window safety week. Luckily, your home windows are easier to keep safe than a space window. Keep furniture away from windows. Open windows from the top, instead of the bottom. Install window guards.

Basking in PSA production value only NASA can provide.

Kids can climb up and fall out of the window.

Space 101, for sure.

"Today, outer space saves lives."

a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer Alt: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer

Us watching the Artemis II crew post window pictures all weekend

Photo from the inside of the Artemis 2 of the moon through a window. The text reads: It's window safety week. Luckily, your home windows are easier to keep safe than a space window. Keep furniture away from windows. Open windows from the top, instead of the bottom. Install window guards.

(Earth) window safety week.

Double hung windows can be opened from the top or bottom.

CPSC Urges Families to Protect Children During National Window Safety Week CPSC Urges Families to Protect Children During National Window Safety Week

Learn more (about Earth windows): www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/New...

Astronaut Christina Koch looking out a window of Artemis 2 and seeing Earth. The text reads: It's window safety week. Luckily, your home windows are easier to keep safe than a space window. Keep furniture away from windows. Open windows from the top, instead of the bottom. Install window guards.

#Artemis

This is why they won't send me to space. Keep bringing everything back to recalled products. "This guy never stops talking about recalled products," is what they say about me in the space ship.

Messaging NASA like, "Hey, did you send any male-to-male extension cords up there this time?"

Dolphins and stuff too, but a lot of recalled products.

NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft's window on April 2, 2026, after completing the translunar injection burn.

Lot of recalled products down there.

Thanks for doing that. Ideally, resellers are checking our website and subscribed for our emails so recalled and dangerous products do not end up in their stores, but unfortunately not all of them do.

A tyrannosaurus rex walking on a beach. Suddenly, it spots an overturned beach umbrella. The dinosaur is filled with fear! The text reads: This summer, the scariest thing on the beach is your old beach umbrella! When buying or renting a beach umbrella/anchor system or a beach umbrella anchor, look for a label on the anchor that shows it meets the new safety standard. Look for anchors with a label indicating “MEETS ASTM F3681 FOR WIND SPEEDS UP TO 30 MPH.”

Soon.

Exactly. We issued a general warning about this style of fire pit a year or so ago for that exact reason.

Deadly table top fire pits.

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Rozato Tabletop Fire Pits Immediately Due to Flame Jetting and Fire Hazards; One Death and Serious Burn Injuries Reported www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

deadly swim float.

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using “Relaxing Baby” Swim Floats Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Drowning; One Child Death Reported www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

"Multiple Fingertip Amputations Reported" is why you should subscribe for our Recall Emails.

Sells itself.

You're gonna want to know about that one, chat.

Right here: www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/Sub...

"Multiple Fingertip Amputations Reported" is why you should subscribe for our Recall Emails.

SEN-QII of China has refused to agree to an acceptable recall to address this hazard. CPSC urges consumers to stop using the pressure washers immediately, and destroy them by unplugging, cutting the power cord, and disposing of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous pressure washers.

Vlaseo Store of China has not responded to requests for a recall. CPSC urges consumers to stop using the pressure washers immediately, and destroy them by unplugging, cutting the power cord, and disposing of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous pressure washers.

The products were sold by Apro Direct, of China, online on Amazon.com and on eBay. Apro Direct has not agreed to recall the products. CPSC urges consumers to stop using the grill tables immediately and dispose of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous products.

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Apromise Portable Outdoor Grill Tables Immediately Due to Risk of Fingertip Amputation and Crushing Injuries; Multiple Fingertip Amputations Reported

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Apromise Portable Outdoor Grill Tables Immediately Due to Risk of Fingertip Amputation and Crushing Injuries; Multiple Fingertip Amputations Reported www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Vlaseo Pressure Washers Immediately Due to Serious Shock and Electrocution Hazards; Risk of Serious Injury or Death

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Vlaseo Pressure Washers Immediately Due to Serious Shock and Electrocution Hazards; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using SEN-QII Pressure Washers Immediately Due to Serious Shock and Electrocution Hazards; Risk of Serious Injury or Death

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using SEN-QII Pressure Washers Immediately Due to Serious Shock and Electrocution Hazards; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...