If they get any bigger they’ll be able to fit in their own nuclear reactor…

All the right on types who couldn’t resist commenting on BoJo’s body… my sides were splitting (not through over-eating this time either).. I mean, in all other regards he was just perfect, right… 🤷‍♂️

“And two days later they lost 3-0 to Middlesbrough. United were hit harder than anyone”…

🤭🤣🤣🤣…

#utb #boro

There are so many perfect details in this picture… Parr was brilliant at little details, just as good with composition… If I ever snapped something do perfect you’d be hearing about it forever 🥳

Tell a potential employer that you have five years experience in your chosen field and they'll be impressed. Tell them you have 30 and all they'll hear is "old".

That must have been a tight launch..!!

Ah, yes, the old “canoe in pocket” salute…

Obviously keeping an eye out for the transition to hard launch…

Let us know how that goes…

Hard to think of that first half as superb, though, with the genuine lack of end product… 3-0 / 4-0 at half time it’s a different game completely…

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Well… Boro… Oh….

#boro #utb

Solar Impulse - Wikipedia

Technically, yes… there is a solar powered plane, I believe… But for a passenger plane the energy demands would likely be too high to be scalable right now…

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Apparently my namesake storm is set to impact your Easter..!!!!

Anybody need a “Dave blew me” t-shirt please reach out..

#stormdave

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“AI” is basically human kind doing away with the need for, err, humankind…

(NM156 - Queensryche)

Machines have no conscience…

Now, social control requires… population… termination…

Have we come too far to turn around, does emotion hold the key…

a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves Alt: Abcdefghijklm

That little child having a mega tantrum strop because they have to tidy their room but thinking that if they kick up a big enough fuss then Mum will do it for them…

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Labour.

One job.

Get us back in the EU ASAFP…

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Seems to me, @tomgaymor.bsky.social , that the quicker cars are quicker on both reds and blacks… Rahal matching Palou on this stint…

#skyindycar #indycar

Satan is now in me… 😈

Do lawyers accept payment in crypto..?? 🤔

Glass cup of coffee in which oat milk has layered.

My morning brew has layered itself..!!! 😳…. Satan at work… 🤣💙

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Sometimes, you got to know when to just STFU…

Right..??

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Fingers crossed the Dodgers can go on to claim three successive WS’s…

It’s time for Dodger baseball…

#openingday #mlb

What next for big tech after landmark social media addiction verdict? The ruling could be the beginning of the end of social media as we know it, writes the BBC's technology editor Zoe Kleinman.

I find it is very hard to tune out what I do not want to see… and they present me things that I do not want to see… I don’t want “see too much if this” options to tune out, I want to see only what I ask to see… if that means they don’t harvest my data, tough shit…

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Farage’s Reform UK drops pledge to nationalise water and energy companies Rightwing populist party is shifting back to ‘small state’ economic policies

Of course they have… did anybody seriously think this was a serious pledge in the first place..?

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Well, if it comes with a proper audit, proper bail out plan, and a proper reset then, well, if needs must… but we cannot simply be throwing good money after bad, right..? Can we..??

magazine letter, image of carpark sign with the words: WARNING CAR THIEVES WORK HERE. the letter reads: THIS is crazy, employing car thieves in a car park. Talk about asking for trouble. Why don't they just give them the sack and take the signs down? Dominic Twose, Leamington Spa

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May I suggest to the FIA that the cancelled F1 races could be run though our village… the usual traffic speed here has demonstrated that F1 cars will be “at home”… Ready for Indycar, also… @tomgaymor.bsky.social

What says the Gov @andymcdonaldmp.bsky.social ..?

Trying to get to the bottom of the matter…

#boro fans…

Be Kim H for £11

#utb

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