I've got people in my mentions playing Devil's advocate about the Daily Mail.

Hope Donald starts a war with us and drops the nukes.

'ave it

Wall to wall poontang

Just seen a fella in a pair of these. B&Q Blackpool.

Live, laugh, love called, it wants it's tiles back.

Shmuel Flash ‎– Chilling Moments (Bedrock Vocal) YouTube video by Progressive Classics

Wednesday @twodogslfc.bsky.social

youtu.be/tZ6pG5dBBgg?...

I need to organise my clipboard better. We'll try again.

Can I point out that this is the Daily Mail. Over here it's basically read by our equivalent of MAGA.

It is so full of shit Wikipedia refuses to allow it as a credible source of articles.

Take everything it says with a large pinch of salt.

He'll trip over Alisson's man bag and sprain his taint.

I'm a classy bird

Me watching Arsenal getting battered again after they were all talking about the quadruple.

I'm having a Masters party and no-one's invited but tonight I'm having chili dogs.

It's important to remember that whatever happens in the next few days Trump rapes children.

Breeder - Sputnik (New York FM Mix) YouTube video by TJ1916

Tuesday @twodogslfc.bsky.social

youtu.be/ahOQYeTbddc?...

I'm going to need someone to explain what this sentence means, please.

There are 7 games left, we won't get a manager in for those. Half the team are injured, knackered or past it. We don't need a coach, it needs someone with ties to the club to put a rocket up their arse while the club identifies a new man to take charge.

Ring of Fire is my Grindr username

Pole Folder & CP - Apollo Vibes (The Forgotten Original Mix) [Original Mix] YouTube video by Bedrock Records

Anyway. Monday @twodogslfc.bsky.social

youtu.be/Pm4lnyztM1M?...

If it's true that Slot has said he'll leave at the end of the season if they can work a severance package out then he needs to go now. I don't blame him for looking after himself finance wise but his head obviously isn't in the game. Get rid, give it Gerrard for the last few games and go from there.

A lot of years ago I'd down a 12 crate of Babycham before opening the doors, write it down as waste.

I had a few issues back then.

Fred West, 1985

Just grabbed today's @footballramble.bsky.social and I'd already forgotten about Saturday's game, then I saw it's titled "Dutchmen in crisis" and thought for fuck's sake, I've got to listen to this, now.

Just seen some fella come out of Asda with two crates of monster energy drink and if I asked you to draw a picture of the type of man who would buy two crates of monster energy drink you would get it absolutely spot on.

It's not about supporting a team anymore, it's following a brand. Brand Arsenal, Brand Salah, Brand Haaland.

We're all too old for this shit.

There is an epidemic of E-Reds, mostly from Africa and South Asia, who scream "racism" whenever someone says Salah isn't the best Liverpool player ever. They have no idea what the likes of Dalglish and Hansen in particular did for this club.

Can't wait for Salah to fuck off now tbh

There's no argument that this is the greatest picture ever

You don't hear much about Joey Deacon and Walter these days.

Tell him, Tone, it's about time us landed gentry finally put a stop to this rabble.

I might start posting old classics, one a day type of thing