Arturas Karnisovas Tried To Build The Chicago Bulls like MAGA and Failed - Deadseriousness Arturas Karnisovas took the MAGA playbook to build the Chicago Bulls and like MAGA, it ended in spectacular failure.

Like MAGA, Karnisovas supported his predator king with inexperienced players, soft-working losers and Jaden Ivey who, as you read this, is either giving sermons under a bridge or waking up handcuffed to a hospital bed

#ChicagoBulls #NBA

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Tennessee Should Extend Head Coach Kim Caldwell To a Life-Long Contract - Deadseriousness The Tennessee Lady Vols are on fire, zero players on the roster, everyone transferring away, all that remains: head coach Kim Caldwell.

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2 years ago, Tennessee hired Kim Caldwell. 2 years later, 0 players on the roster.

The Lady Vols on fire—Kim Caldwell, alone in an empty gym, smiling after dropping her lit cigarette onto the gasoline she doused the building in.

Kim Caldwell Deserves a Life-Long Contract

#LadyVols #Tennessee

When The Daily Wire isn’t manufacturing consent for Israel war crimes, their staff of failed writers and directors put all of its collective lack of talent together to push Jonathan Majors out of a window.

Jonathan Majors career comeback killed by Communism

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23 Biggest Winners and Losers of 2026 NFL Free Agency (And Trades) - Deadseriousness 2026 NFL Free agency saw the Ravens balk on a pass rusher and sign another instead, the Jaguars lose everyone and the Panthers do stuff.

23 Biggest Winners and Losers of 2026 NFL Free Agency (And Trades)

#NFL

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Ryan Gosling Does It Again Welcome to What We Watchin Wednesday (on Thursday)

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Hey, I wrote about some stuff I watched recently..

-Project Hail Mary
-Crime 101
-The Rip
-Paradise Season 2

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We Laugh As The Machines Eat CB Bucknor - Deadseriousness The machines swallow CB Bucknor and we all laugh, unaware we are all next to be feed into the mainframe.

No-look calling a runner out, belly laughs from both dugouts, CB Bucknor's brain melted under the pressure of his looming demise.

Representing mankind, his final moments mocked, another industry swallowed whole by tech.

We Laugh As The Machines Eat CB Bucknor

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Kristi Noem's Husband is a Bimbo - Deadseriousness Kristi Noem's husband, Bryon Noem, while his wife sent armed alcoholics to murder school teacher, at home wearing fake boobs.

Kristi Noem sending the Gestapo to drag abuelas out of Stop & Shop—from her office—her chair, Corey Lewandowski’s face—downstairs, Bryon Noem throwing on the plastic Ava Devines, snapping selfies for his weird group chat.

Kristi Noem’s Husband is a Bimbo

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Jaden Ivey Ate The Vaseline - Deadseriousness Jaden Ivey may have thrown his NBA career in the trash during an IG Live rant about god hating gay people or whatever.

Confronting an uncertain future with an injury to overcome.

He turned to the most shallow, regressive and indolent parts of Christianity. Ivey needed help and the hand that reached back gleamed diamonds, pastors enriching uranium.

Jaden Ivey ate the vaseline

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Mike Brown is the Reason Karl-Anthony Towns Sucks - Deadseriousness On Sunday night, the Knicks lost 100-111 to the defending champions on Peacock. Whole world watching. A potential statement game, declarion to the NBA, New York telling the world they are coming for t...

All eyes on Karl-Anthony Towns, as they are every national broadcast, commentary team focused on his flaws, a microscope on every footstep, questioning his toughness, KAT’s masculinity on trial, led by men who love thinking about men.

It's Mike Browns fault

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The Pipe Bomb: How To Survive Without Toni Storm? - Deadseriousness This week on The Pipe Bomb, let's talk life in AEW with Toni Storm out for the rest of the year, and we need to talk Danhausen.

Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world. This week, let’s book AEW without Toni Storm and mock this whole Danhausen thing.

The Pipe Bomb: How To Survive Without Toni Storm?📝

#WWE #AEW

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UConn Defense Strangles Notre Dame and Lauren Betts Makes History - Deadseriousness UConn women make the Final Four. Again. Duh. Lauren Betts leads UCLA back to another Final Four.

UConn Defense Strangles Notre Dame and Lauren Betts Makes History

#UConn #UCLA #MarchMadness

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Dan Orlovsky Accidentally Did The Worst Thing an ESPN Employee Can Do - Deadseriousness A viral Dan Orlovsky Pat McAfee show clip is grounds for dismissal, ESPN must make major personnel changes, actions have consequences.

Dan Orlovsky Accidentally Did The Worst Thing an ESPN Employee Can Do

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Look Ma, No Hands ICE takes to the skies and the real life Marty Supreme

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Hey, I wrote about ICE agents swarming airports to ruin the wifi watching Candace Owens clips on their phones

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Dayton James Webber, the no-armed, no-legged, cornhole killer aka the REAL Marty Supreme

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Charlotte Hornets Beat The Orlando Magic With Hammers on Dell Curry Night - Deadseriousness Dell Curry night was a hit in Charlotte and big hit, I mean the Orlando Magic got hit with hammers all night long.

Dell Curry Night was a hit in Charlotte, and by hit, I mean the Hornets hit the Orlando Magic with hammers all night long.

Charlotte Hornets Beat The Orlando Magic With Hammers on Dell Curry Night📝

#NBA #Hornets #Magic

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What To Do When The Best Player On Your Team Suffers a Collapsed Lung a Month Before The Playoffs - Deadseriousness This Cade Cunningham collapsed lung may just end the Detroit Pistons miraculous season riiiight before the playoffs start. Yike.

What To Do When The Best Player On Your Team Suffers a Collapsed Lung a Month Before The Playoffs📝

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I Agree With Stephen A. Smith, Nashville Deserves and NBA Team Before Seattle - Deadseriousness Stephen A Smith dropped a new Nashville NBA take that reminded me why he's the king of getting paid and I am not.

I Agree With Stephen A. Smith, Nashville Deserves an NBA Team Before Seattle

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This is What Happens When You Build Your Team Around a Loser - Deadseriousness Kevin Durant came to save the Houston Rockets but everyone forgot he's an old, unathletic loser who drags teams to the median.

This is What Happens When You Build Your Team Around a Loser

#NBA #Rockets

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Meth, We're On It And an exclusive, step-by-step guide on how I write these newsletters.

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Hey, I wrote about the GOATest of all time, Kristi Noem

(also a guide on how to write your own newsletter)

#KristiNoem

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: AEW Revolution 2026 - Deadseriousness Let's talk about The Good, The Bad and The Ugly from AEW Revolution 2026 where MJF and Hangman Page murdered each other for our enjoyment.

From MJF and Hangman Page suicide pact to the arrival of the Sandy Hook denier, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: AEW Revolution 2026

#AEWRevolution

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Inside The Manosphere: A Documentary Where Losers "Escape The Matrix" By Strapping Themselves to a Dumber, More Racist One - Deadseriousness Netflix's newest doc, Inside The Manosphere, exposes how these losers want you to "escape the Matrix" while they are trapped themselves

Inside The Manosphere: A Documentary Where Losers “Escape The Matrix” By Strapping Themselves to a Dumber, More Racist One

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The 2nd Annual L.G.T.D. Movie Awards People are saying this is more important than The Oscars...

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Welcome to the 2nd annual L.G.T.D. Movie Awards

(people are saying it's bigger than the Oscars)

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Trade Grades: Raiders Trade Geno Smith Back To The New York Jets - Deadseriousness Trade: the Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, per ESPN sources. Smith returns to the team for which he started his ...

"Time is a flat circle. Everything that shall happen, already has.

War in the Middle East, Britney Spears battling for custody of Britney Spears, Geno Smith on the Jets."

#NFL #Jets

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Ravens Bail on Maxx Crosby Trade, Sign Trey Hendrickson Instead - Deadseriousness The Ravens are making a Maxx Crosby Trey Hendrickson swap, electing to cancel their Raiders trade and just sign Hedrickson outright.

"The Ravens snuck into the Raiders team facility, took their first round picks back, crept out through a cracked window, called Trey Hendrickson’s agent and signed the Cincinnati Bengals All-Pro pass rusher to a 4-year, $112 million deal."

#NFL #Ravens

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Steve Tisch Dodges NFL Investigation By Moving His Shares of The New York Giants Into His Other Account - Deadseriousness New York Giants owner Steve Tisch avoids an NFL investigation into his relationship with Jeffrey Esptein by simply switching bank accounts.

New York Giants owner Steve Tisch avoids an NFL investigation into his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by simply switching bank accounts.

#NFL #NYG

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No More Parties in LA - Deadseriousness The Knicks Lakers Clippers Hollywood trip didn't go as planned, getting drowned in the Pacific like a Harvey Weinstein witness.

"The Knicks went to Hollywood with big dreams and were chewed up and spit out, corpse washed ashore from the Pacific like a Harvey Weinstein witness"

No More Parties in LA📝

#NBA #Knicks

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By Signing Isaiah Likely, The New York Giants Build a Fortress Around Jaxson Dart - Deadseriousness TE Isaiah Likely joins Malik Nabers, Cam Skattebo, Theo Johnson and whatever WR the Giants draft to help build a castle around QB Jaxson Dart.

Jaxson Dart + Isaiah Likely = touchdowns

#Giants #NFL

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Dak Prescott Dumped By His Bride A Month Before Their Wedding - Deadseriousness The Dak Prescott Sarah Jane Ramos romance has ended, in the middle of their bachelor/bachelorette weekend, a month before the wedding. Yike.

Dak Prescott Dumped By His Bride A Month Before Their Wedding

#NFL #Cowboys

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Trade Grades: Raiders Trade Maxx Crosby to Baltimore Ravens For 2 First Round Picks - Deadseriousness Let's hand out Maxx Crosby trade grades as the Raiders send All-Pro pass rusher to Baltimore for two first round picks.

Trade Grades: Raiders Trade Maxx Crosby to Baltimore Ravens For 2 First Round Picks

#Raiders #Ravens #NFL

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5 Takeaways From The Knicks Once Again Getting Murdered By The Pistons - Deadseriousness After witnessing the 15 minutes Kawhi parted the Red Sea at the All-Star game and my singular favorite tournament of the sports calendar: Unrivaled’s psychotic 1-on-1 games, I was ready to see the New...

"KAT is an immature baby who doesn’t take this shit seriously enough. He’s 30 years old, still not comfortable in his own skin, feigning confidence mid-game via bullshit behind-the-back dribble attempts and wild, clunky offensive fouls."

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