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Post-badminton ales on my local. Not sure of the dinner plan. Possibly cooking some burgers or sausage sandwiches.

It makes me glad we have a strict "corporate virtual background" policy, however, I do occasionally change it to be the TARDIS console rooms, or on one occasion, Fletcher and Godber's cell from Porridge (that meeting was dragging on so long I felt like I was in prison.)

THIS.

This is the ultimate test for a constitutional order.

Either constitutional mechanisms are used to check and balance this, and remove him from office, or they are not.

For there can be no greater test for any constitution.

My car temporarily became 'Stinky Pete' on Sunday, after my dog found a dead bird/fish to roll in, just before we got back into the car.

It was the worst thing I've ever smelled. Had to drive home with all the windows open until we got to the M5. It took TWO baths to get rid of the smell from him

Oh give over V. It was funny!

I laughed at it!

How the heck can I have the Monday blues? It’s Tuesday FFS!

Cheers!

Paging Messrs Dunning and Kruger.

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Just home from a fairly good band practice. Did some new tunes again.

I’m a bit irked that I spent ages learning (and configuring multi-layered sounds for) “Somebody Told Me” by The Killers, only to be told we’re not going to play it anytime soon.

I’m just home from band practice, so catching up on bsky. I can’t find what your original post in this thread was about. Presumably in response to some Daily Heil reader replying to the post about the Labour benefits atrocity?

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The fact that you weren’t brought in a script editor for this production is a crime against literature. #noharmdone

Quite. My own sister is the most judgemental person I know, and she’s worked for the Church of England twice. Currently a school chaplain.

Absolutely, and it’s usually that particular subset of Christians who like to shove their religion in your face, but who don’t quite follow Christ’s approach to those less fortunate than themselves (ie. Keep voting Republican/Tory rather than for a party who’d help the poor)

That’s right Russell, clutch that bible so tightly, as if you actually believe any of it, which we all know you DON’T.

For someone who used to be so very ‘alternative’, you’ve followed a well-worn, cliché-ridden right-wing path since being uncovered as a sex offender.

Soz not soz!

Could’ve been worse, I could have offered to come over and gi….aaaanyway.

I wasn’t given one either. Nor did I get an egg.

I remember the days when a religious fundamentalist and paedo-enabler threatening to blow everything up before signing off, "Praise be to Allah", would be considered a 'bad' thing...

Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.

THIS x 1000.

It’s not as though we need yet another reason to hate “influencers”, yet here we are.

Given that Hoey looks and speaks like someone in the crazy stage of a rabies infection, and her views are equally bonkers/disgusting, I immediately discount anything she claims to be true.

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#SaturdayKitchen guest is Joel Dommett, who is 60% teeth. He’s describing his new prank* show Celebrity Sabotage, while refusing to use -ly on the end of adjectives. “I’ve been eating so bad”

No you Rylan-toothed twat, you’ve been “eating badly” -like your use of grammar

*only cunts enjoy pranks

Some folks I know, but haven’t seen in a year turned up, and persuaded me to stay for a second beer (by buying it for me!), while Stanley wandered around the packed micropub, visiting every group of drinkers, getting fuss.

We came home after that, cracked open the gin and cooked dinner.

They’d had a “tap takeover” by Arbor the previous weekend and were still using it all up. They had EIGHT Arbor beers on tap for the takeover. This Nashoba is a delicious 6.2% NEIPA I’ve had twice this week.

Type-2 diabetes ahoy!

Stanley the Cretan Hound lounging on top of a white duvet cover in a broadly cream-coloured room, while being petted by a human hand.

Happy Easter from Stanley (the Cretan Hound) and me, who are both lazing in bed and watching yesterday’s #SaturdayKitchen, while I drink a nice freshly Aeropressed coffee.

Not sure why my hand looks so plump in this pic! Must be cos it’s on the edge of the slightly wide-angle shot.

Same here mate. There’s no justice.

I’m glad you’re safe x

This is why you’re known as The Terror of the Tiramisu.