Raining bombs. 😬

I love that quote from “Young Frankenstein”…I think quote it often, even when I don’t say it out loud!

Or “consummated”
… wait…
He does know that one if it involves children.

“Consummated”?
He did not write this. 🤷‍♀️

The entire GOP thinks they can fit themselves & their families in the bomb shelter city under the former East Wing.
Spoiler Alert: only 🍊💩stain’s family & highest bidders are getting in.
Standby for #NuclearWinter.

I watched enough of those nuclear holocaust movies as a teenager. Running right towards the bright light when it happens.
And we are about to be as close to it happening as it was in the Cold War.

So many think Iran is just a desert full of radical soldiers.
It’s a country full of normal humans that we can recognize as ourselves.
Sadly we have the worst people in charge of the strongest military & an unhinged madman at the helm.

Here in #Tennessee we are President Stephen Miller’s testing ground for a lot of the worst things.

I filed an extension for the first time in 15 years.
Made me feel a little better.
Besides, if 🍊💩stain can get the military to “end a civilization” tonight, we’re all in the bomb shelter (or in my case running right towards it … don’t want to live thru a nuclear winter.)

Okay folks…Time to inflate the cadre of sex dolls with helium so the fake chrischuns think they’ve been #LeftBehind

Also a last act of humor before we’re all decimated by 🍊💩stain’s lack of integrity. None of this ends (I was gonna say “ends well”, but you know. 🤷‍♀️)

Jared & Witkoff had to leave in order to go confirm more billions in their personal pockets from the adjacent regimes before the U.S. uses nuclear weapons to effectively destroy the entire Middle East…and potentially all of us. Just another day in the 🍊madman’s mind.

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Pretty much every city that has World Cup matches.
Excellent plan Smithers. 🙄

As a scuba diver looking at the coloring on this creature my instinct is “lion fish…poisonous barbs … stay away!”
Glad you looked it up.
Also still staying away as I wouldn’t want to disturb it on its route.
🤿💙

My black cat loves to sniff strawberries!
He doesn’t eat them, just sniffs them. 🤷‍♀️🐈‍⬛

Purple brick wall with writing: the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

I often just try to remember this old adage.
“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”.

He needs to hold on to this mortal coil until after the midterms. The hate for him fuels voters.
As an added bonus, he can panic about being impeached again.

Definitely!

Of course they did.
🤦‍♀️

The one we got also has wheels & a cart handle. I can easily move it myself.
Here’s the link to the one we got (It’s actually 5000 watts)
They always have coupons!

www.harborfreight.com/5000-watt-du...

We finally got one after my husband was “home alone” in TN for a week without power during a winter storm.
I had been asking about a generator for 2 years. 🙄
The one we got at Harbor Freight is 3500 watts with a push button start.

Do you have a Harbor Freight store near you? They have some good deals on dual fuel (gasoline & propane) generators.
Use any coupon they have.
Their “Predator” brand generators are highly rated.

#PantyShieldOfAmerica

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If any MAGAT says “you leftists can’t say anything positive about President Trump” I reply:
He has taught us all the importance of blending our makeup.

I am not.
Fuck those fuckers.
I may just put a Chinga La Migra sticker on my wallet.

I have been off for 2 weeks and head back out on weekly flights this Thursday.
My “Chinga La Migra” button on my backpack is gonna be a real “hit” at security. 😬

You are about to get muted for sub-posting the same thing under every post on my feed.

I still think we should get everyone to fill blow up sex dolls with helium & release them simultaneously.
The fake chrischuns will think the Rapture happened & they’ve been #LeftBehind. 🤣

I was waiting for someone to come up with this reference!
#PantyShieldOfTheAmericas

It appears to be a planned police q&a and not a traditional press event. Doesn’t seem there is any press there aside from the CSPAN cameras. 🤷‍♀️

I’m Titanium with Marriott. This was Hilton (just Silver). But all I asked for was 45 extra minutes and that will be $25.
I got a bit rude in the text exchange.

I just spent 24 days in a hotel for work along with enough colleagues to give them 100% occupancy for almost a month.
When I asked for a “late” checkout for my noon car service, they said only if I paid $25. Maybe they would have used that to upgrade the phones. 🤷‍♀️