I guess we've reached the "Threatening War Crimes" stage of the #DonTheCon Presidency.

Way to go #America!

#Sad
#covfefe

For the next Artemis launch if they strap Trump to the rocket they would have HUGE ratings!

If only...

#Artemis
#NASA

Countdown now commencing to yet another insane brag from #DonTheCon that he "coulda been an Astronaut" but he was too qualified.

#ArtemisII
#NASA

The only people that truly have Trump Derangement Syndrome is Fox News & their wack-a-doodle commentators & contributors.

Talk about being divorced from reality, it would qualify as satire of they didn't take themselves so seriously. Sad & disturbing.

#FoxNews
#uspoli
#USA
#America

Just putting it out there...

Maybe Trump is the Low IQ individual in the room.

I see no evidence to the contrary.

#MAGA
#uspoli
#covfefe
#USA

It's almost time for another one of Little Donnie's famous cognitive tests!

His lawyers will probably use the "diminished capacity" defence in any subsequent trials he may be party to.

#MAGA
#uspoli
#covfefe
#USA
#America
#DonTheCon

Flavor Flav > #DonTheCon

#SOTU2026
#SOTU26
#StateOfTheUnion
#Olympics2026

Dear Zombie Jebus, this guy has the worst "Me, Me, Me" disease I've ever seen.

What a sad state of affairs for #America.

#StateOfTheUnion
#SOTU2026
#SOTU26
#DonTheCon
#covfefe

Let's. Go. Boys!!

#Canada
#Olympics2026
#Hockey
#OlympicsHockey

Top Google search today in Canada:

What is the appropriate Breakfast Beer for an Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Game?

#Canada
#ElbowsUp
#Hockey
#Olympics2026

Pierre Polyester is giving up MPs for Lent, apparently.

#PierrePolyester
#Canada
#cdnpoli

Colbert > Carr

All day.
Every. Damn. Day.

#CBS is spineless.

#FCC

Trump Admin: We're not Fascists!

Also Trump Admin: Let's build camps & set up unregulated prisons to concentrate prisoners that we are holding without due process.

You mean Concentration Camps?

Trump Admin: No, No, not like that...but yes?

#SMH
#icegestapo
#USA
#USPolitics
#MAGA
#DonTheCon

Watching AG Pam Bondi's abysmal performance before Congress today proves that the United States concept of "Law & Order" is very much at the discretion of the convicted felon & adjudicated rapist that is presently the #POTUS.

#USA
#America
#USPolitics
#DonTheCon

The Grey Cup in #Canada last fall had better viewership numbers compared to the #TPUSAHalftimeShow featuring #KidRock.

#SuperBowl   
#BadBunny

Can I understand Spanish?

No.

Can I understand booty-shaking beats?

Yes. Yes, I can.

#BadBunny
#SuperBowl   
#SuperBowl2026
#SuperBowlLX

Having Fannie Mae use an AI generated voice of Trump makes him sound lucid & near normal.

I can see why they took that approach versus trying to make him focus for 30 seconds to record a simple voice over.

#DementiaDon
#DonTheCon
#USA
#USPolitics

Gotta give it to supporters of #PierrePolyester, they are bound and determined to keep losing elections.

#CPC
#Canada
#cdnpoli
#cdnpolitics

"First they came for..."

How far down the list is #America now?

Peaceful Protestors?
✔️
Legal Immigrants?
✔️
Government Officials?
✔️
Journalists?
✔️
Elected Officials?
✔️
Citizens?
✔️

Not many left, to be honest.

#USA
#Minneapolisprotests
#AmericaFirst
#uspoli
#MAGA

When I see propaganda worded like this I'm reminded of a great wise man who once said:

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." - Stuart Smalley

Repeating such dribble ad nauseam does not make it true.

#DonTheCon
#UsPolitics
#USA
#Covfefe
#America

Imagine the absolute SHITFIT the American government would have if Canadian officials met with separatist Fringe groups from the United States.

Yet, certain elements of the US Admin have entertained the #AlbertaSovereignty
Chucklefucks already.

#SMH
#Canada
#cdnpoli
#abpoli
#Alberta

Breaking News!

Undocumented immigrants have been hiding in movie theaters showing the "Melania" documentary knowing that ICE would rightfully assume no one would actually pay to watch it.

Film at 11.

#USA
#MelaniaFilm
#America
#DonTheCon

Since ICE will no doubt be out in force during the next American election to "safeguard" the process, will they be voting by mail?

Something to ponder...

#irony
#America
#USA
#uspoli

For a moment, lets assume #Alberta becomes the 51st State.

There would be an average of 3200+ medical bankruptcies per year in the province compared to ZERO now.

But I'm sure thats not a concern for those pushing separation.

#AlbertaIndependence
#abpoli
#Canada
#cdnpoli
#SMH

I'm calling it now.

When the #AlbertaSeparation vote fails to garner 50%+ support in a referendum I have NO doubt there will be certain supporters that will cry fraud & conspiracy with absolutely NO evidence to support their claims.

#Alberta
#abpoli
#Canada
#cdnpoli

"I can't wait to see the Melania documentary this weekend!!"

Said absolutely no one.

#MelaniaFilm

Every time I see Scott Bessant on the news I do a double take thinking it's Will Ferrell.

I fully expect him to state "Live from New York..." but it never happens.

Once you see it, you can't unsee it!

#SaturdayNightLive
#SNL

I'm sure President Trump will strike a conciliatory, empathetic tone in addressing the tactics & unlawful actions of ICE in #Minneapolis & other jurisdictions in his speech today.

(Insert Cynical, Sarcastic, Sad Laughter Here)

#USPolitics
#America
#USA

When ICE officers are brought to justice for their criminal behaviour I guarantee certain media outlets will run emotional puff pieces in their defence focusing on how they are being ripped away from their families for "just doing their job".

#USPolitics
#Minneapolis
#Irony
#USA
#SMH
#America

VP JD Vance seems perturbed that local law enforcement in Minneapolis don't want to coordinate with ICE to violate the constitutional rights of their neighbour's.

Can't make this shit up.

#SMH
#Minnesota
#Minneapolis