Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

Pls vyvanse 40mg are hardly “crack” but otherwise okay sure

Rise and grind

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

oughhhhh

death to america

*pulls collar*

"Vanity of vanities, all is vanity" etc

In the Holy Week of 2026 i've;

- gave someone a ride to the airport (selflessnes)
- gained 2 lbs of muscle with a new lifting routine (vanity)
- started writing a novel (creativity)

AND

- fumbled a baddie (huburis)

I'm absolutely Mythmaxxing it's wild

thats right! lol

Listening to Beach House with Christina Hendricks would fix me

they're all prudes smh

John Cena is a master of defusing questions designed to get celebrities to say controversial things. Truly, a master of the craft.

oh my god

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side. Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!

The thing no one tells you about writing fiction is that it's really fun ✍️🙂

You’re gonna need a chaparone 🙋‍♀️

Mommy

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ARTEMIS FROM SAILOR MOON WAS AT THE ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH AND IM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT

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it was because i got tired of these things: *anime avatars *anime jokes *music threads *him and his superfriends quoting each other in every thread

YAOI!!!!

i should call her

Putting Irony Partition Failure here for posterity

the phillies being clowns

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball