a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

Sorry to hear this dude. Hope both you and doggo are ok.

Concrete path through a park with grass and blossom trees either side, blue sky above, people sitting and cycling

Insanely lovely spring day

Never knowingly underpaid

To be fair this is the British way of doing things

Banning Kanye West from entering the UK over anti-Semitism concerns then posting about it in a self-satisfied way on on the Nazi app owned by the Nazi sympathiser is just a perfect encapsulation of this government

Very zen.

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

He just does this stuff to buy our gratitude for not killing everyone when that’s the least you’d expect of any sort of leader. He could just drop the threats and get the same result, but without his ability to manipulate, he has no identity.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.

Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.

And here we are.

Exactly how many members of Congress are in the Epstein files?

We could even have both if we didn’t keep electing insane people

I think Keir Starmer should have more to say about the President of the United States threatening to kill an entire civilisation than a musical festival cancelling itself coz of a fucking dogshit booking.

Not beating those "Great Satan" allegations

"What can Democrats do?"

When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him.

So, you know, that.

You cant remove him from office after this? There are no levers? There's no way to say 'that's enough'? What a fucking travesty

Four headlines in which Marjorite Taylor Greene, Tucker Carolson, Piers Morgan, and Alex Jones condemn Trump for his genocidal threats to Iran.

Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters

He doesn’t have dementia, it’s kind of insulting to people with dementia to keep saying that. He is massively capable compared to an actual dementia sufferer, that narrative really pisses me off. He is just an awful human who has fallen upwards to the point he can break the world for everyone.

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

Tweet from Zack Polanski: The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.

When Trump says a 'whole civilization will die tonight', it's time for Starmer to act.

Failure to do so will make the UK complicit in Trump's war crimes.

The UK should have no part in this madness.

Also just after I did it a cyclist rode up the street on the left and pulled a face. I think he thought I was doing it to him 🤦🏽‍♂️

White man’s left hand with middle finger raised on corner of a street

I was passing through Trump Street yesterday and had the hilarious idea of the traditional hand gesture but the phone camera only focused on my hand so now there’s just a photo of me randomly giving the finger to an empty street

See also: cats.

Large oil painting of a platform in a London tube station, tracks going into a tunnel, walls a yellowish white, all kind of grungy

More art today, this time Jock McFadyen’s fab Underground paintings at the Guildhall Art Gallery

View from Southwark Bridge towards the Shard, very blue sky with wispy white clouds and contrails, one vertical wisp of cloud perfectly aligned with the tip of the Shard

Another beautiful day

Head & shoulders portrait of a white woman with long hair and light coloured open neck top, in thin oil paint, muted colours, she’s looking down and smiling slightly

Went to the Lucian Freud exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery yesterday. Some very nice things

The first national poll putting @greenparty.org.uk in first place (just) is an utterly extraordinary moment in British politics.

Dial M for Crow

Sunny day, blue sky with white clouds and contrails, trees in blossom, parapet dividing pavement and River Thames, Vauxhall tower blocks on the distance

Been a lovely day today

An estate agent with the name Gavin Human.

[alien command centre]

"And you will infiltrate and conquer them, by means of selling them dwellings. We just need some kind of convincing name that won't arouse suspicion...."