Screen shot of 2 bluesky posts in a timeline. Top post reads "gonna be inactive for a while sorry :(( doggo passed away and i need a little time" bottom one reads "Today I woke up & sadly discovered my last cat of my original 4, Wicket, has gone… Even though due to his age I knew this was coming one day it akways [sic] feels to soon… My eyes already hurt from the crying He was such a sweet boy I love you Wicket"

Back to back dead pet posts! Thanks Bluesky!

PS I sympathize in theory but I don't know these people so this is not something I need forced on me

PPS still better than twitter

the relevant bit:
“Corporations are people too
They have needs and desires
They just want to have a few good years
So they can be acquired
They can enter into contracts
And yes, they can get sued
But then they go bankrupt and kill themselves
And everyone is screwed”

youtu.be/p9AZLfrVIpE

Funny Music Night with Rob Paravonian and Bobby Curious - 5/8/26 — The Mopco Improv Theatre Mopco Presents: Funny Music Night with Rob Paravonian and Bobby Curious! Don't miss this one night only show starring Rob Paravonian, a comedian and musician known for his viral YouTube hit Pachelbe...

Hey Schenectady! (Not a Gin Blossoms song) I’m doing a show at Mopco on May 8! A night of funny music featuring me with the hilarious Bobby Curious! It’s a cool improv theater space and the show is gonna be super fun!

www.mopco.org/events/rob-p...

If you find yourself in the mood for a fun set of stoopit covers next Tuesday (April 14) join me at 8:15 pm NYC time for Cover Tuesday! This month’s theme is ‘little'

Over at twitch.com/RobPRocks

So, this is what it’s like when evangelical Christians run the federal government. Noted.

a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera

OMG, that imbecile’s address to the nation on the Iran war was only 1 week ago. Feels like it was at least a few months

It’s nice to have a mayor who actually likes living here :-)

Taco Tuesday is less fun when the imbecile is hinting at nuclear war. Can we get rid of him now?

Of all of POTUS’ tweets that Mike Johnson hasn’t seen, this mornings is the one he hasn’t seen the most

So when the religious nuts in the Trump regime start WWIII and Jesus doesn’t come back, can we say “I told you so” then or will we be too shrill?

A white ice cream truck is parked on the side of a city street, in the foreground are the trunks of cherry trees with blossoms hanging overhead

Better sign of spring in NYC: cherry blossoms or Mr Softee truck?

This Artemis II live feed is like listening in on the most esoteric tech support call

NASA’s Artemis II Crew Flies Around the Moon (Official Broadcast) YouTube video by NASA

Moon stuff, live at 1pm eastern:

www.youtube.com/live/z-j1uxB...

Put a Tim Horton’s cup in there and it’s the most 🇨🇦 pic ever!

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Every Gen-Xer is thinking of Brandon Lee and The Crow rn

With apologies to the original tune “Hey Joe” here’s “Pammy Jo” 😜

My biggest gripe with YouTube's captioning is mostly how it breaks up the captions, like putting the punchline in with a big block way early and totally ruining the timing, like how they put ads right in the middle of a sentenCAMPINGSOLARPANELS!ce 😜

COMBAT IN PANAMA : Fitzwater Assails Networks on Coverage : Television: Press secretary is 'flabbergasted' by split-screen showing of U.S. victims' return and the Bush news conference. The decision by three television networks to provide live split-screen coverage of the return of the bodies of U.S. servicemen killed in Panama while simultaneously showing President Bush's press conf...

Tangential to the subject: I'm pretty sure the Iraq war era ban on photographing the return flag-draped coffins was due to a post-Panama invasion light-hearted press conference split screened with the first coffins landing back in the US. Made GHWB look like an ass
www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

Pam Bondi gave “two weeks” notice and Trump had no idea how long that meant

Baby in a Bar live at Lincoln Lodge in Chicago YouTube video by RobPRocks

I always forget how long it takes to get the captions right on my little videos. YouTube’s auto-transcribe has absolutely no sense of comedic timing 🤦‍♂️

(be the 1st to view this as-yet-unlisted video! Please appreciate the timing of the captions! youtu.be/UTUzs4v6_pU)

Look, Wednesday night is just the table read of the president’s address, they’ll punch it up by rehearsal Friday and it’ll be hilarious by airtime Saturday night

Wait, what do you mean that was really him?

The “Florida” is implied

Screen grab that says "Channel analytics, Current subscribers 29,663, +21 in last 28 days"

I’m only 337 YouTube subscribers away from 30k! Please help me hit this arbitrary number and validate all of my career decisions!

Plus I'll be putting up a new live clip in the next day or two :-)

www.youtube.com/@paravonian

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Listen: Kristi Noem’s dog Cricket was Kristi Noem the whole time! It was a metaphor for a battle inside her soul! She shot the part of her that contained anything redeemable and the Noem we know today is all that’s left!

Kavanaugh just asked if a citizenship test could somehow involve counting jellybeans in a jar

#SCOTUS

Can’t read the replies cuz I logged off twitter forever but this was funny to me

Screencap of USA today article that reads: "Oracle's cash flow is expected to trend negative over the coming years due to data center spending, with expenditures expected to pay off in 2023, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Last month, Oracle said it would raise as much as $50 billion this year through a combination of debt and equity sales."

Oracle is expecting their data center investments to pay off by 2023, according to the USA today. Good luck with that!

www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

they brought up this play in the post game show so at least someone’s earning their paycheck!

A coral pink square with black outline, inside are large block letters "Op" above and the word "Opprobrium" below

Current events have forced me to develop a stockpile of highly enriched opprobrium