How can someone with no mates, no network and contacts that don’t really like them get on in life?

Why is Trumps mental & cognitive competence not being officially challenged now? He cannot be allowed to be the sole person in charge of the big red button. Ffs surely even his biggest supporters must see he’s off his rocker and not fit to be in office

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Waiting since 4pm on #socialsecurityscotland webchat to answer then at 4.35 I get a were to busy to answer you try tomorrow. That’s no bloody use to me. They kept disconnecting and reconnecting in that time. It’s an awful system

One disabled loo in the building and some cunt has been in there putting on fucking make up for the past 30mins. I can see them do it in the gap in the door. Entitlement is strong in this fud.

In a Lebanese restaurant for lunch and there’s one other person in. Solo diner and he’s sat sniffing and belching loudly and spitting his food out cos he can’t close his mouth when he eats. This my friends is what Brits mean by culture and it’s embarrassing… and noisy af

I never have. My kids grew up knowing swearing is just words. You don’t swear at people (unprovoked) but that there are times it’s appropriate or appeasing to use swear words. Neither swears that often because the taboo was lifted from the start.

You know what’s rarer than a capercaillie in the cairngorms national park @channel4news.bsky.social? A Scottish person

He asked what it was which is how the conversation came about. He heard someone say it in relation to Trump. I love how open primary aged children are to discussing these things and doing so openly has to be a means of ensuring a more fair and understanding society. Things need to change

Having a conversation with an 8 year old boy about misogyny. I’m really hoping he can find a way to understand it without feeling blamed or victimised, which has caused both my father and brother to go a bit red pill. At the moment he is horrified that misogyny exists and long may that continue .

Dear old chocolate Bunny
Life for you ain’t funny
First I bite your bum
Then I bite your head
Poor old chocolate bunny
Now you’re fucking dead
#myyearlyeasterpoem posted every year since I started my twitter account in late 00s

That’d be the snow we weren’t meant to be getting *yayayayayayay*

I don’t remember now. If you check out the totp hashtag it might say

I’ve got stiff little fingers - comes with age #totp

Stuff little fingers!! When music was music etc #totp

He must’ve been kept on that pedestal all week. He’s probably still up there truly
Livin la Vida loca with no one able to get him down #totp

More Ricky Martin #totp

I dunno watching someone go through records in a shop is even duller

Once the beat drops this becomes the dullest tune on the planet #totp #chemicalbros

Show the energy you bring to Bluesky

Oh madness ought to have given up 15 years before #totp

You’d find her in any number of Cheshire pubs on a Friday and Saturday night.

I love this tune 😍 #totp #alicedeejay someone’s gran on the keyboard gives me hope

I do like the outfits here - very Camden cyberdog 2004 so ahead of the time for a change #totp #psb

Tbf this is a bit legs &co for the new millennium #totp #psb

I do wonder if perhaps the millennium bug killed us all on 31/12/99 and we’re all living in hell and the awful #totp music was our heads-up

And music died too with this example of noise #totp

1999 was really when fashion died#totp

Ffs I fixed butlins 4 times in last mag and it still said butlons

The the guy with the longer hair really was better suited to butlons #totp 5ive