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Whatever happened to protest music? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwga...

And where were YOU when they built that ladder to heaven?

nine-eleven

I rate the tower of babel even worse. God is actually afraid that humans will build a tower that reaches into space. And if you take it literally, language translation is a sin.

Stephen Colbert should find some way to work "Fuck Jeff Bezos" into the Lord of the Rings movie he's writing, just as the ultimate trolling.

Yeah, Jesus Christ's words were also disseminated by senior social commerce producers, you could say!

When writers are replaced by "Senior Social Commerce Producers"

It's because I permanently moved to the US in 1989. They were all made for me as a welcome present.

Weren't conservatives complaining that liberals don't care about the Iranian people, like, two days ago?

Maul: Shadow Lord Review - The Fandom Badass Edgy adolescent Star Wars fans finally get their wish, in the most metal spinoff yet

I may be the last to review the new #StarWars cartoon #MaulShadowLord, but in the end, probably the best. Go read it now. lytrules.substack.com/p/maul-shado...

My problems, in perspective.

This really puts my problems into perspective.

Turned the brightness up on the tease of Mondo's laser power He-man.

In Heaven, the one change I'd make is better merch at the gift shop. literally ever major multiplex chain now has a better merch stand.

Other than that, no notes.

No, that's what Ken shows when he's picking up dudes at the beach.

Faces of Death (2026) Review: Up to Snuff? An underground hit becomes just another IP, from the producer of Transformers.

Faces of Death always was a bit of a carney trick, so it's silly to take exception to it being just another IP cashing in. Sadly, it's also silly to expect much more than a typical stalker horror, though the climax at least gets suitably bloody. My review: lytrules.substack.com/p/faces-of-d...

Only if they let him microwave his tea like the best English detectives do.

Getting roasted in a book by him would be an honor, though. You'd be in the company of daniel day-lewis

Phoebe wishes you all a happy Eat-ster.

I literally told my wife, "postpone any Easter presents for me until April 25th." The day Masters of the Universe movie merch launches. She agreed to.

He-Man Is Risen.

I'll play your game....

Barbie.

Shut Dafuq Up

President Douglas Dunning. [obsessive Hollywood-based theatregoers -- and owners -- will understand]

Dies JD Vance not realize that the 25th amendment is literally his only shot to be president?

It's some bizarre edgelord humor that the review embargo for the new Faces of Death is later today.

Multiple points. He was going to do a crusades movie with Arnold finding the cross, but the studio went with Cutthroat island instead, LOL. Has talked about a Jesus movie since he was actually part of the Jesus Seminar.

Sounds like a...Big mistake.

developers are not forced to include diversity in their games. trust me: if they were, we’d see so much more of it.

the truth is that a lot of us are just gay and not white, and everyone else who cares about the medium as an art form is tired of telling the same stories.

I love Bond movies as much as anyone, but they set the worst possible precedent in proving you can continue book-based franchises after running out of books to adapt.

The Exodus story is as fictional as his view of the world. And as maintained by cultists immune to reason.

REWATCHES ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

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