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Nah, we haven't even come close to General Curtis Lemay-levels of war crimes, Bombin' Curt not only used firebombs against Japanese civilians, causing more death & destruction than the atomic bombs, we used the dirty trick of every 5th bomb being on a time delay so it blew up the first responders.

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Which part, and why?

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The easiest way for the Right to completely neuter the Left is to simply ignore them. It negates anything the Left does, largest protest in US history and nobody on the Right gave a shit. 8 million Americans are only 2% of the population, it's the other 98% that the Left has to really convince.

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If you don't have homemade vampire grease, store-bought is fine.

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That's rich from a nation so notorious for war crimes that the Germans refused to surrender to them. I love ya little brother but c'mon now, don't act like you don't have blood on your hands too.

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We have over 5 million acres of wilderness in New York as well as the largest National Park in the US, one that is bigger than Yosemite, Yellowstone, Glacier, and Grand Canyon National Parks ·combined· and if we have that much nature, shouldn't everyone?

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This is an old joke, but what if your ghost died in like 2003 and just screams "It's Britney, bitch!" at all hours of the night?

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If we could only nuke the entire Holy Land, bust out the "theoretical" cobalt bomb so that from the river to the sea nuclear glass is all I see. Make the entire region so radioactive no one can fight over it anymore, finally being lasting peace to that sandy shithole in the Middle East.

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Don't we all
#Rudy #Time

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"Ayo Pablo, draw us a badass bull you goofy motherfucker"
#Ok #ButHesGonna #HaveHimsDickOutTho

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Ayo new nickname for the homies just dropped
#Fartass #Fartass #Fartass

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What if this guy lived next to Nolan Ryan and that day Nolan was super, extra, pissed off and also on the cordless phone, right? And he gets so mad he throws the phone at 105mph right at his neighbor's house and...
#POW #RightInThePooper

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As per my last email
#TouchingBase #MarketDynamics #RichFrothyFarts

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*giggles*
#ThatTickles #FlickTheBean
#Poke #TheMan #InTheBoat

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"Here ya go baby, now press this button here to give me a 500% tip"
#ModernEconomy #Babies #EatingGreasyOldCheeseburgers

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Shawty had on both boots with the fur *AND* Reeboks with the strap. It was no wonder the whole club was lookin' at her, Shawty was a centaur.
#TrueStory #Centaur #Booty

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Call OSHA
#SafetyMeeting #WhoFuckedUp

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There was glitter too
#DragRoast #HotBeef #Injection

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Hey stinky get rekt
#SwampAss #Saxons

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Truckin' up to Buffalo
#BroWeekend #VampiresBeforeHoes

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*BONK!*
#UnhornyFacts

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GERMANY AWAKE!
#JaFuhrer #WirFolgenDir
#EinReich #EinVolk
#EinLitterBox

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Nice try, Mrs. O'Leary
#Fire #Tortoise #Burn

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**** Shoulders, Knees, & Toes
#CannotCrush #ThisHead #KITH

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How many is 'rawr' worth? 🤔
#Emo #Math #Eyeliner #Bangs

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No do not do this
#99RedLoveBalloons
#WillNotWork

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The forklift's stepbrother spoonlift
#BigAss #Spoon #Cereal
#Ass

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Hell yeah I used big scissors too!
#WeCalledThrmLoppers
#ChopChop #Landscaping #ForFunAndProfit

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And God shuffled his playlist and glanced around
#Bugs #Puny #God

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The floor is also lava
#NoThanks #TooHot
#ScorchedBalls

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