Mondays, am I right?

#gayart #nsfwart

get to know me ig
you guys mind if your sharkboy hb talks abt himself

😏

The heck is a 12 year old going to do with cologne?

Ugh. So annoying. I just want to get on with my morning.

Me, standing naked in my bathroom. Both hands are holding up peace signs. My eyes are closed and I'm giving a small smile.

Slept HORRIBLY. Wish I were dead. Send 2 giant red bulls and hold all my emails.

"nature boy" - inspired by me having a leaf in my hair for a whole day and nobody saying anything 🍃

#gayart #nsfwart

I love everything this guy does, but LOOK AT THIS. More of THIS.

You should, I quite liked it. Of course, I quite liked Baby Driver, soooo

Like a slutty Heracles.

How did you find One Night In Soho?

Baby Driver gets a base +20 points from me for actually treating the autistic character like a real damn person with wants and feelings.

Found this on my phone this morning. Wow I must have been DRUNK last night.
Not a bad night, though. Got second place at a gay bar strip-off.

One of these days, I'm going to make the trip up to Seattle, and if I'm not forcibly stripped naked within an hour of my plane landing, I'll be very disappointed in you and @robbbert.bsky.social

ONE episode? Probably half the black people I ever saw before the age of 14 were on Static Shock, and that show has a lot to do with how I turned out halfway decent.

I'm naked.

I'm naked, except for a crop top.

Naked guy: "Hell yeah, man! Body positivity!"

Naked guy in a crop top: "Oh that is a SLUT."

Cool! I'll try that in a bit. My toolchain (darktable) might not like doing that natively, but I've found that it can be beaten into any shape I need, with enough elbow grease.

Didn't know they had underwear in the 80s.

I desperately need to figure out how to do what this guy does.
(Photographically, I mean. The BIG MUSCLES ship has probably sailed.)

Ok so this is the photo that finally forced me to recognize that I am indeed getting Properly Old. Gray hair, wrinkles, the works. I'm going to have to have a think on this.

"How ill white hairs become a fool and jester."

I got a new, bigger tripod!
This must be what I look like to tall people.

Being chaotic at karaoke 🎤

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

I'll never get over how my mom cheerily bought me a book in which a 13-year-old girl beats someone to death with her own severed arm.
True, she was a bear at the time, but still.

virgin Zits son vs chad Zits dad

I wouldn't even know how begin developing racist stereotypes for indistinct purple blobs.

They don't?

Yeah, when I saw it my first thought was "that's not remotely what I look like".

I got new glasses! Everybody pay attention to the new glasses.
Calm down, can we focus on the glasses please?

I caught the light just right this morning.