How are you doing now?

I suppose if the wedding is big and fancy it makes a kind of sense. Sounds like an ordeal though.

Awful.

Well, wedding, but it depends how commitment phobic you are.

Do Americans really do this "rehearsal dinner" thing or is it just on the telly?

I like her! She's chatty.

Got some mosquito netting up. Summer is a coming in.

Perhaps she's concerned about you?

*sniffs*

I see Bluesky's back up. I thought I'd bored it to death.

That's what he's doing for lunch today. Luckily he likes unbuttered toast with it.

I told him I felt guilty and he told me off. 😄

That's tomorrow's plan. Tonight he's on his own.

I sometimes forget what a very neurodiverse couple we are. Many things he can do easily I have huge difficulty with and vice versa, so we have different roles and together we make up a kind of functioning person. He has difficulty even buttering bread, I can't do admin or arithmetic.

I doubt it. He is not a typical man!

Had to tell husband he's on his own with food today, I can only advise. He took it well actually. I wonder what he'll do. Poor bloke. 🙁

A shower with an option for "heater" and for temperature. All pretty standard. However, there is also an option for "eels."

My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try

Printed sign on ramshackle chipboard hoarding in suburban street: WE ARE CREATING A BEAUTIFUL LIVING SPACE AT THIS SHITE

Spotted on yesterday's dog walk...

A black cat is sitting on a seventies inspired cat sofa with orange legs

A black cat is sitting on a teal silver velvet chaise longe

A footstool with wood legs and a woven chevron fabric in multicolours.

A black cat is crouching on a rose fabric and pink velvet lap mat.

Fancy buying my stuff?
Foot stool? Cat sofas? Lap mats?

craftysharp.etsy.com

Oh god.

😢

Little ginger cat watching a badger feed just outside the window.

Phoebe's fascination with badgers continues.

No, there's a budgie in the cast now.

😢

BOO!

#TheArchers I finally made my debut!

It's a still from a public information film of the 70s. The child is about to be electrocuted.

A bold choice.

Ooh, nasty. Take care of yourself. X

Who would they get to play the dolphin? Andy Serkis would be ideal.