Sure, swear.

That'll /really/ win me over!

Where did he say tweet?

Make use of the handy mounting station and cum-dump of course!

Hey coach? Is it underwear laundry day yet? 😉

Wait you're available to order?!!

Why didn't I know this?!

*smashes the order button* 😍

And this guy is entrusted with weapons of mass destruction.

Hey, America, I think you're the ones needing regime change!
#Politics

President Macron scolds the US and Israel for attacking Iran,

"The day you say I don't like your regime, I consider you threatening your neighbour so I will intervene and bomb you, you open a Pandora's box"

"Iran is a very bad regime, no discussion about that. I disagree with on a lot of topics"

T-Pose, of course!

Ooh, ooh....is it the rich this time?

🚨 BREAKING: The European Commission has urged people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis as a result of the conflict in the Gulf.

Full story: www.politico.eu/article/euro...

Time to slip into some spandex and relax!

Oooh... That's a good beard!
You look lovely!

And by help, you mean....? 😜

"see, net Zero doesn't work!"

Umm, remind me again what the cost of sunlight and wind is today?
#Politics

'worse than AI. AI would be better. AI would have done a better job. AI *does* do a better job.
Hey, watch this AI thing.
Go on, let your eyes glaze over'

"uh.... What's that pile of cash you're counting?"

'shhh.... Eyes. Glaze. Over.'

Been down in Gran Canaria for Bear Carnival.
Sun, sea, sand, bears, pups too!
And of course, some "fun" 😜

Flying home later today, but will be back in June!

Thank you alcohol!

I'm at Bear Carnival in Gran Canaria.

So, naturally I had to grab me some Bear Pride Swimwear! 😘

My tongue under your nut-flow.

Gonna be thinking on that one! 👅

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It's fiiiiiine.
They're just paying you to forget about the environment.

Forget
Forget
Forget

brok insisted that we post this

- dylan

Mel, a honey badger! She’s wearing a yellow raincoat and putting her paws to her face. She’s wearing a social signifier badge that gives her pronouns as she/her!

It’s Dylan, a crocodile! They’re wearing the flower pendant they got last year. They’re also wearing a social signifier badge that gives their pronouns as they/them!

It’s me, Brok the badger! I’m posing in my top hat on stage. I have a social signifier badge too, but they gave my pronouns as “Cool Hat”. I think it’s a reference to something!

Hey! Is thing on?

Welcome to Critter Cottage, the home of the ConFuzzled mascots: Mel, Dylan and Brok!

What better way to introduce ourselves than by showing off ConFuzzled’s fancy social signifier badges? You can print your own from their website!

Wruff! Thank you!

So, being a dog, with full gear.... I decided I needed a Dog name (can't very well call myself Ralli-*Cat* looking like this!).

So, in Dog form, my name is Roxxo.
😊

I'd better open my mouth then! 😛

Can you do it harder? 😜

Picture of a toilet cubicle wall, with the words 'farage is a cunty nonce, check the files' scrawled on in permanent marker.

For true wisdom, visit the cubicle *sage nod*

I'm sure you'd know better than the rest of us as to whether he'd approve.
I'm guessing, since you posted it, that you know he would do!

You're celebrating his life, and that's a good thing 🙂

Chirp!

Yup!

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