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I was stood there having a think
When washing the cups in the sink
I could write down my memoir
Or paint like a Renoir
And then I realised I'd ran out of ink
#vss365 #ink #WritingCommunity
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 8. From the 2010s.
The video played no part in my decision 😉
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Day 7. A song with good or bad in the title.
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He was young and worked on the farm
Full of life and natural charm
He once dropped his trousers
And his boss exclaimed “Wowsers!”
She said “Christ, that's the size of my arm!”
#vss365 #arm #WritingCommunity
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 6 - a song you used to hate but now love.
I was never a big hip hop fan until I met my other half. And she is 💕 🎶
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Any frivolity was him for banned
So he had something devious in hand
On their fortnight break in Niagra
He thought he took some viagra
But nothing happened because he bought the wrong brand
#vss365 #hand #WritingCommunity
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 5 - A place in the title.
The Mighty Proclaimers 🏴🏴🏴
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Absolutely. And very much missed ❤️
It's a tune and a half 😉🎶
And then the producer said to me........
She was always so elegant and grand
Reclining with grace on the sand
Until a man in tight shorts
Made her have naughty thoughts
And for a week she was unable to stand
#vss365 #sand #WritingCommunity
There was an old vicar called Ling
His mobile started to ring
Mid performance in the garden
With the attractive Miss Arden
And the nettles didn't half sting
#vss365 #ring #WritingCommunity
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 4. 1st track on an album.
Oh yes!!! 🎶
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There was a young lady from Carlisle
With grace and impeccable style
She remembered back when
She sat on her pen
And it didn't half give her a smile
#vss365 #pen #WritingCommunity
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 3 - An animal in the title
Tune!
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Day 2 - From the 2020s
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#MusicChallenge
It should be in the "Absolute class" category!
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There was a young man called Salt
Who was partial to a nice single malt
He exalted “I'm able!”
When he tried jumping a table
And spoke an octave higher after attempting the vault
#vss365 #exalt #WritingCommunity
A nice wee plate for dinner
Which certainly won't make me thinner
Protein and carbs and that's the way
Maybe more than my five a day
You ate all that! She lovingly said
As I mopped up the gravy with some bread
A glowing review I did conduct
Now I'm the size of a viaduct
#vss365 #conduct
There was a young man called Marky
Who was not very good as a sparky
The electricity conducted
His pants self destructed
And the breeze made him feel rather parky
#vss365 #conduct #WritingCommunity
There was a bored housewife called Wright
Who dressed herself up as a sprite
She fuelled her desire
With Derek from the choir
At seven every Saturday night
#vss365 #sprite #WritingCommunity
There was a young stripper called Lance
Well endowed and some caught a glance
The ladies were effusive
But his deception was illusive
Because he had a big sock down his pants
#vss365 #illusive #WritingCommunity
You're very welcome 😊
There was an old man called West
Whose wife was in a lustful tempest
At their caravan in Dorset
She stripped down to her corset
When he stood there in his string vest
#vss365 #tempest #WritingCommunity
Leg day 🦵💪🏋♀️
#Fitness #Photography