Gray Cross spider on the window in front of Marina City towers in Chicago IL

Your daily corn, spider attack

Guy on the deadlift platform next to me was muttering to himself, very normal gym behavior, and then I realized he wasn't wearing headphones at all and I was like...yeah still very normal gym behavior 🤷‍♂️
I love that some people are just fully tweaking at the gym and everyone's like sure whatevs works

A bit of lion's mane mushroom held upside down in front of my plant rack

Frying the lion's mane into "crab" cakes

"crab" cake sliders made of lion's mane mushroom

Happy Midweek Mushroom Meal to all who celebrate!

999999999 x FLKN - Acid Blood YouTube video by FLKN

www.youtube.com/watch?v=neJ8...

Becky Hill, Chase & Status - Disconnect (Official Video) YouTube video by BeckyHillVEVO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3K...

Nia Archives - Baianá (Official Video) YouTube video by NiaArchivesVEVO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oELr...

Jamie xx - Baddy On The Floor ft. Honey Dijon YouTube video by Jamie xx

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKS...

I'll be an Evil Robotaxi Tripsitter for free. I'll start putting huge mirrors in front of the sensors, I'll ask robotaxi remote drivers why the car is leaking, I'll ask the robotaxi remote drivers why they're talking backwards, etc.

"Rotting Shiitakes" has kind of a band-namey-ness to it

Thankfully I was able to use my STEM education and took a fat whiff of the potentially hazardous substance, smells fine.

Neglected my bag of shiitake spawn and ended up with a few volunteers rotting :(

The amount of GLP-1 ads I'm getting is actually out of control.

Drank my nightwater too fast, tummy horts

One bad thing is a distraction from another bad thing which is a distraction from yet another bad thing. Have we considered that multiple things can be bad at once? Without a unifying theory tying all bad to one idea or guy?

Crashing my bike through the front of a 7/11, call that vehicular cycling

StarCraft: Brood War campaign mission brief screen except I've put two goofy images of myself in the little talking head boxes

Sometimes on zoom calls I feel like I'm playing the StarCraft: Brood War campaign

☝️🔃ROLLING!

e-bike stands for ecstasy bike

e-bikes should go faster and be sold to babies

Is avoiding Sheridan or Chicago something you would recommend?

I guess my real question is: does the jiggity-jog north of the lakefront trail suck more or less than Clybourn? Because I really don't enjoy the ride on Clybourn but it does get me where I want to go.

#chibike people: Which route is least annoying to get from downtown to Wilmette beach?
Option 1) Clybourn from Division to Belmont and then the North Shore Channel Trail
Option 2) Lake Front Trail from North to Hollywood Beach and then Kenmore->Glenwood->Greenview->Sheridan->Trail->Sheridan

Starting to think that I *don't* actually agree on 99% of things with one particular guy lol

Rope hanging from the top of my building

Seeing the rope is always a bit of a jumpscare

Folks I think it's time to revoke the FIFA Peace Prize.

In trying to find why I had an unviewable quote on one of my skeets I discovered I've been added to a "moderation lists are ruining bluesky" moderation list as well as an AI Haters list. All the best people are on the AI Haters list 💁‍♂️

Moon Joy Instructions

Hey me too what's up with that

Texting my guy to see if I can pick up an eighth of MJ (moonjoy)

Lions mane mushroom looking really spiny, maybe it's not getting enough oxygen? Idk I'm not a mycologist I just water this thing.

I do actually need to harvest the lions mane soon though because it's getting too big for the tub. I'm going to make "crab" cakes again I think.