Gonna have to go with putrid!

Not being evil goes crazy

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

Copa Libertadores trying to kill me, personally, with a 10PM ET kickoff on a Tuesday

Rip to Miles Mikolas. You’ll always be “word for guy who serves up multiple
Home runs, especially in a single inning”‘to me

Lol

Sometimes the cat will come to the door of the room you’re in. And they’ll pause in the doorway looking at you. And lately I’ve started sitting up straight and waving and going “hi, sweetie! I’m in here!” When they do

Is that miles Mikolas on the mound for the cards rn? How many fucking taters lmao

Lmfao CJ Abrams

It would go crazy if the lerners got hit by a train (assuming the train and everyone on it was okay)

The Nats are gonna win the World Series this year

All the space trip peoples’ families are like damn this shit rocks. Their annoying space ass not talking about space all the time goes crazy

God the cards must really suck lmao

And uhhh we saw um the like uhhh the sun but it had sunglasses on

I know these people making shit up up there

Maryland Mon Row

I mean, look at him

Choosing to represent myself in court so that whenever I'm being the lawyer I can do the fun southern lawyer voice.

It’s been years of this shit with me

I added him. What the fuck is wrong with me. What the fuck is it about Taj Bradley

The Nats also then gave up the lead on I believe the literal next pitch, so the full spectrum of baseball

Lmao they apologized for the field mic picking up Wynn screaming “FUUUUUCK” about popping out and then immediately said coming to the ballpark is great for the family, youth hoodie giveaway on such and such day

He on the Dumb shit simmering steady crazy

Bitch i been hearing this 20 fucking years stop with this

Dippin Dots that shit from the future

We stand on the toes of giants

Someone get butera a hat that fits. Please. I am asking nicely,

Reflexively throwing my phone through a window reading this