Adventurer: "And now, foul #lich, I will destroy your #phylactery!"
Lich: (LOL) "Good luck with that."
Adventurer: "Why?"
Lich: (Tosses the phylactery to the adventurer.)
Adventurer: "A... #Nokia phone? Damn. Guess I'll have to settle for making you a #demilich."
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