This is the first image of three in the post. Each image contains part of the poem.
GALLOWGATE HALLOWEEN
By Not Edwin Morgan
Seven o'clock. The bus growls
In the evening chill. I get off at Barrowland,
Notepad in hand with a deadline to meet,
And hope for public crisis or squalor.
A greasy, one-legged creature trundles
Past in a rusty wheelchair, garbed
In soiled trackies and a Celtic top,
But does nothing for me except
Cadge a couple of quid,
For Special Brew no doubt,
Or
A thighful of opium:
Is an overdose in the street too much to ask?
A nondescript old dear shuffles
Along the frost-sparkled pavement,
Face pinched with hunger, down
To her last chuckies of coal
(Do they still use coal? Check that later.),
Unsteady in her Sue Ryder shoes,
She does not, alas, collapse
Or have the decency to fall through a window.
Three urchins approach with holes for eyes,
Each in a white sheet
(I say white - they were filthy),
The cheapest of guises, poor things,
Although gallusness is free in the Calton:
“Ho, Mister! Going tae gie us a pound fur wur Halleen?”
Halleen! Brilliant! I write that down.
But I do so sadly, because these wretched phantoms
Cannot imagine the real ghosts of the Dear Green Place -
Shipyards, backcourts, Tongs, etcetera -
And their snotter-encrusted coupons
(Which obviously I can't see, but come on),
Like the barnacled hull of the Waverley
(It still sails from Glasgow - I looked it up)
Reflect a demoralised Clyde,
Drained of all hope.
I wait for a bit to see if they get hit by a truck.
No.
Tyche does not smile on me.
Then thankfully the mother scuttles out:
Jesus, the state of her!
A midden in human form, blue tattoos
On the arm - Hugh, Davie, Tam -
The children's names, I surmise
(Or the fathers’, perhaps),
Vodka on the breath,
Ciggy hanging from the lip like
The condemned men who once swung here,
Or Kelvingrove's Christ of Saint John,
She sings to me in the local patois:
“Mr Morgan! Going tae no dae a poyum aboot me and my weans?”
Excellent. Clearly uneducated.
Not like me.
Professor and Poet.
OBE FRSE.
I assure her that I will do as she pleads,
Safe in the knowledge that she’ll never read
This.
I give the children five pounds
(They only wanted three, remember),
For which they are told to be grateful
And I get a taxi back to the West End.
No-one died, unfortunately,
Which would have been handy, but
I'm consoled by what really matters in life:
The simple delights of a good, honest, vibrant
First draft.
Onywey but, here it is, “Gallowgate Halloween” by, as A juist telt ye, NOT Edwin Morgan…
#Scotstober #Halloween #Halleen #Poetry #EdwinMorgan
An A'm gey sarrae for the tottie text 🙂