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When separated from the herd, a juvenile ICE agent will walk in circles braying until rediscovered by its own kind. #ICEfacts
An ICE agent will often get confused on its own in the wild and bury random household objects. #ICEfacts
ICE agents are so violent because they need liberal tears to stay hydrated. #ICEfacts
LLM's trained on images of ICE agents only generate text and images of the epstein files. #ICEfacts
An ICE agent's ears are highly sensitive. Unfortunately, there is an evolutionary bug in their DNA that when the information from the ear is processed by the brain, it is overwritten with the audio from Rick Astley's 1987 hit, Never Gonna Give You Up. #ICEfacts
To ward off ICE agents from your house, use red and brown paint to mimic the stripes of a red panda— the predator an ICE agent fears most. #ICEfacts
Biologists refer to juvenile ICE agents as groypers. Young groypers often make effigies to Charlie Kirk from the debris in their nest. #ICEfacts
Red pandas play every day for the opportunity to hunt down stragglers from ICE agent herds. Their completely innocent track record makes red pandas the predators ICE fears most as they are impossible to arrest. #ICEfacts
The first known historical documentation of a wild ICE agent is from fairy tales as the troll under the bridge. #ICEfacts
ICE agents order pineapples with pizza on them. #ICEfacts
An ICE agent's pupils can dilate up to 200% of the size of their iris. They unfortunately still cannot see color with their vision even when fully dilated. #ICEfacts
Female ICE agents do not have periods, they have interrobangs. #ICEfacts
An ICE agent's compass points to the north and south pole because white, cold, and isolated is the natural state of racists. #ICEfacts
Like giving enough monkeys enough time on typewriters will write a masterpiece, if you put enough bodycams on enough ICE agents eventually they will accidentally grunt out the music of RENT. #ICEfacts
ICE agents cannot figure out how to get out of a Chinese finger trap because they're too distracted looking for Chinese to deport. #ICEfacts
If an ICE agent were able to form the shape of a kiss with its lips, a kiss from an ICE agent would have a PH level of 1— it would be like kissing a car battery. For this reason, ICE agents in a herd show affection with each other by docking their JUUL pods together. #ICEfacts
Contrary to popular belief, the song Ice Ice Baby is a warning about the rise of authoritarianism in the US 2020s. #ICEfacts
Every time an ICE agent sneezes, a butterfly loses its wings. #ICEfacts
A wild ICE agent lacks the dexterity to open a milk carton. #ICEfacts
During adolescence, a juvenile ICE agent will become allergic to hugs and affection. #ICEfacts
ICE agents coo and whoop to communicate to other agents in their pack. #ICEfacts
ICE agents release their starter pokemon. #ICEfacts
The second most common hobby an ICE agent may have is destroying evidence. Their top hobby is being goon. #ICEfacts
ICE agents only use left handed tools. #ICEfacts
ICE agents wear masks because they're afraid of touching or breathing in grass. #ICEfacts
Every ICE agent tribe is governed by a chief rapist. #ICEfacts
David Attenborough famously would not narrate a documentary about ICE, calling them "a blight among fauna." #ICEfacts
ICE agents will pop each other's zits for fun. In their culture the agent with the most blackheads on its face is made to sit alone away from the herd. #ICEfacts
ICE agents are in the Epstein Files. #ICEfacts
